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Byrone

Byrone

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im doin this cause i just cancelled a date with a girl ive been pursuing for weeks.i was sick as shit for the last couple of days & surprise,surprise the girl holla's at me & says she wants to hook up.the conversation got dirty & needless to say she told me that i had "an all acces pass" to her body & i could do "what ever" i wanted.

now i must confess that i had lied a wee bit about my financial situation, but hey shes a gold digger & i only gave her what she wanted.so i got all kitted up,lookin like a fvckin high rollin pimp & my my friend hooked me up with her mercedes e55 & if u know anything about cars ull know that,the e55 is a real panty dropper for sure.

i got to her crib & she looked a bit off beat & was all weird,but i didnt give a fvck(i needed to make mr johnson happy)and like a real gentlemen i opened her door.i had bobby valentino - tell me,playin in the car & the mood was all good,she said her feet were sore so she took off her heels & put her feet on the glove compartment.if she was a guy, i would have knocked her fvckin head off 2 ways from sunday.i let it slide cause i was horny & all of a sudden she fvckin pulls out a nail clipper & starts clippin her toe nails in the car.i was in shock & nearly swerved the car into a concrete barrier, i pulled over & told the hoodrat to get the fvck out!

now any guy that appreciates german luxury cars would never let that shit slide,even for a bit of poontang.how the fvck did she think she could do that shit in a mercedes e55? FFS what has the world come to?im soooooo bummed right now cause ive never let punani pass my way EVER!

so what im basically sayin is,is if my fellow juventuz bruvvas could post their worst dates i would feel a whole lot better!
 

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Byrone

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    FFS rami,ur in saudi arabia of course its not...hehe

    rami, im 24 bruvva i have friends that have lamborgini's & ferraris but some of us have to start off some where & my daddy wont help me for shit.
     
    Maresca

    Maresca

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    Aug 23, 2004
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    I had a very bad expierence once.. so I had a "girl friend", actualy it was only a sexual relationship.. we had sex every time we saw each other.. one day, I desperetly needed to see her and rock her ponany, but then, we met and she said no, I said what, why.. what is worng.. she said, every time we see each other we make sex, this is not ok for me, to day we are not gonna have sex.. I was so upset.. actionly no me but De Cock was dissapointed ;)
     
    Rami

    Rami

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    Dec 24, 2004
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    You will make it some day man and get all the Ferrari's and Lambo's you want....Just dont forget me and get all snobby:p
     

    Zlatan

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    Jun 9, 2003
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    Byrone said:
    im doin this cause i just cancelled a date with a girl ive been pursuing for weeks.i was sick as shit for the last couple of days & surprise,surprise the girl holla's at me & says she wants to hook up.the conversation got dirty & needless to say she told me that i had "an all acces pass" to her body & i could do "what ever" i wanted.

    now i must confess that i had lied a wee bit about my financial situation, but hey shes a gold digger & i only gave her what she wanted.so i got all kitted up,lookin like a fvckin high rollin pimp & my my friend hooked me up with her mercedes e55 & if u know anything about cars ull know that,the e55 is a real panty dropper for sure.

    i got to her crib & she looked a bit off beat & was all weird,but i didnt give a fvck(i needed to make mr johnson happy)and like a real gentlemen i opened her door.i had bobby valentino - tell me,playin in the car & the mood was all good,she said her feet were sore so she took off her heels & put her feet on the glove compartment.if she was a guy, i would have knocked her fvckin head off 2 ways from sunday.i let it slide cause i was horny & all of a sudden she fvckin pulls out a nail clipper & starts clippin her toe nails in the car.i was in shock & nearly swerved the car into a concrete barrier, i pulled over & told the hoodrat to get the fvck out!

    now any guy that appreciates german luxury cars would never let that shit slide,even for a bit of poontang.how the fvck did she think she could do that shit in a mercedes e55? FFS what has the world come to?im soooooo bummed right now cause ive never let punani pass my way EVER!

    so what im basically sayin is,is if my fellow juventuz bruvvas could post their worst dates i would feel a whole lot better!
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    I swear to god, I feel dumber after reading that post :wallbang:
     
    Hambon

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    Apr 22, 2005
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    ßömßärdiër said:
    Is that really yours Hambon?

    Also, my worst date is when 4 months into a relationship I found out she was a guy.
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    It was for 4 months while in the states...i bought it off a friend who needed quick money he bought it pimped up & i loved the color and spinners, I used it all summer and then sold it for a hella price to my other friend...all in all it was worth it and got me laid beyond my other car a Honda Accord 2004 ....I wish i didnt sell it though :cry:
     
    Dan

    Dan

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    Mar 9, 2004
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    hambon said:
    What will make you feel at your best my friend??
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    Sigh. Its a girl, as usual. Im feeling alot better then I have done recently but my girlfriend ( cute, loving 20 year old to rub it in) just broke up with me and im just feeling downbeat.

    What would make me feel better, of course is her back, but its impossible.
     
    Bozi

    Bozi

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    Oct 18, 2005
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    man i remember about 8 years ago i was out with my friends and i seen this raelly hot blonde,tall,nice body good looking(though TBH i didnt like her nose) sostanding with my friends i sucked up the courage to go over talk to her. walked up and gave her my best patter and she seemed to like me. i asked her to dance and she said ok after she went to the loo. she went off and my friends were pissing themselves at me, i told them she was comin back but they said i was bullshitting,two minutes later she came over and we went for a dance,got her number and sorted.
    about a week later she was coming to meet me after my work(was a chef at the time) knew we were gonna go back to her flat for a bit of "hows your father:eyebrows: " it was a quiet night and i was finished a bit early so i waited and thought i would dive over to the pub for a beer before she came"big mistake" told all the waitresses to tell her where i would be or to phone my mobile when she came around. waited...............waited.waited then went across to my work,asked if she had turned up but no-one had seen her. then my boss came up from the kitchen and said that a girl had been when he was taking out the buckets and he told her a wa away home:cry: she didnt have a mobile and i missed the opportunity

    shagged her a week after though:smoke:
     
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