Pogba looks just like one of my retarded friends. I’ve got so many stories for this dude. He graduated (surprisingly), one year before everyone else as he was older. For senior week, the gang and I went to Myrtle beach and rented a house for the whole week. This dude found out and flew over the next day. He got there as we were still passed out from drinking and smoking all night.
He tried to scare us so he knocks on the door really hard and screams “Open up! Ocean city police!”. Fucking dumbass saw the beach and thought this was New Jersey instead of South Carolina. Regardless, next day we go to the boardwalk. We lose him. An hour or so later as we’re walking down the boardwalk trying to find him, we see the dude walking with his wife beater hanging on his shoulder. We meet and he tells us he got a sick tat. We see it and it’s henna. He thought somehow that was some new technique of tattooing and it was permanent. The tattoo was of Bob Marley but it really looked like a crooked smiley face with curly hair. We’re making fun of him while get in the car to go back to the house and as he sits down, he leans on the seat and the tattoo smears all over it.
And this doesn’t even begin to scratch the mountain of stupidity this guy has done. But he looks just like Pogba and he would totally fly a barber out for a shitload of money just so he could get a retarded haircut.
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