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JCK

Biased
JCK
May 11, 2004
125,390
#1
myself included :)

Last month a worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was :


Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?


The survey was a failure.

In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

In Eastern Europe they didn't now what "honest" meant.

In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

:D
 

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Tifoso

Sempre e solo Juve
Aug 12, 2005
5,162
#2
Jeeks said:
myself included :)

Last month a worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was :


Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?


The survey was a failure.

In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

In Eastern Europe they didn't now what "honest" meant.

In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

:D

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swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,785
#6
I've seen that before a few months ago, but it also circulated around again this week. Funny how that is...

I find it amusing at least.
 

Elnur_E65

Senior Member
Feb 21, 2004
10,848
#8
Jeeks said:
myself included :)

Last month a worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was :


Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?


The survey was a failure.

In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

In Eastern Europe they didn't now what "honest" meant.

In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

:D

Cool stuff...

Actually- don't food shortages (of various scales) take place in all parts of the world?
 
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JCK

JCK

Biased
JCK
May 11, 2004
125,390
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  • Thread Starter #9
    Elnur_E65 said:
    Cool stuff...

    Actually- don't food shortages (of various scales) take place in all parts of the world?
    They do, but when you direct a question to a certain part of the world, you can ask about the rest of the world. Did I make sense?
     

    isha00

    Senior Member
    Jun 24, 2003
    5,114
    #11
    Jeeks said:
    myself included :)

    Last month a worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.
    The only question asked was :


    Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?


    The survey was a failure.

    In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

    In Eastern Europe they didn't now what "honest" meant.

    In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

    In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

    In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

    In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

    And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

    :D
    It's old :D
     

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