With Friends Like These..... (8 Viewers)

Byrone

Peen Meister
Dec 19, 2005
30,778
#1
Woman left as deposit at petrol station

Berlin - A German woman left her friend as a deposit at a gas station because she did not have enough cash to pay for her petrol, police said on Wednesday.

"She didn't have enough money to pay the bill, so her friend stayed behind as a human deposit while she went to withdraw cash," said a spokesperson for police in the southern town of Muenchberg. "Unfortunately, the woman did not return."

Two hours after the 20-year-old driver left, the gas station called the police, who interrogated the stranded "deposit" before releasing her.

Police are investigating the driver on suspicion of fraud.


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:lol: i could imagine how stupid the "deposit" felt:D
 

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Menace

Senior Member
Apr 22, 2005
3,988
#5
ßömßärdîër said:
You are such a menace.
Thank you.

It's true though, women are the reason we aren't drinking water melon in the garden of eden.

I hate all women, all they do is destroy us.
 

JCK

Biased
JCK
May 11, 2004
125,395
#11
Byron dude, you have absofuckinglutely no patience. Why do you buzz me a message and don't wait for an answer?
 

Menace

Senior Member
Apr 22, 2005
3,988
#12
ßömßärdîër said:
I always wondered what the gay perspective was like.
and I quote:

Frank T.J. Mackey said:
"Men are shit. What? Men... are... *shit*. What, isn't that what they say? Because we do bad things, don't we? We do horrible, heineous, *heinous*, terrible things. Things that no woman would ever do. No, women, they don't lie. No, women don't cheat. Women don't *manipulate* us. But you see what I'm getting at. You see what society does? Little boys, it's, "Wow, womaaaan!" We are taught to apologize. I am sorry. I am so sorry, baby. I am so sorry. What is it that we need? Is it their pussies? Their love? Mommy wouldn't let me play soccer... and Daddy, he hit me, so that's who I am, that's why I do what I do? Fucking bullshit. I will not apologize for who I am. I will not apologize for what I need. I will not apologize for what I *want*!"
 

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