Wishlist and General Juve mercato talk (2011-12) (27 Viewers)

[Badass J Elkann]

huh ?
they say the same date of birth with the same sign they are but just shift it a year earlier there is no need to hesitate
exaple 8 january 1994
when u ask 8 january 1993
if someone hesitates for that than i would probably not sleep with her because she is stupid

and the girls in these parties are very cunning

honestly 8/10 girls are not that cunning! a lot of people actually have to spend time thinking about when they were 'actually born' and minus 1 year

please discuss your rape tactics somewhere else, we don't want Tuz to be flagged for this.

we'll just blame you anyways.

 

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[Ahmed]

no case if you can't find the body. :ahmed:

 

[Gerd]

honestly 8/10 girls are not that cunning! a lot of people actually have to spend time thinking about when they were 'actually born' and minus 1 year



we'll just blame you anyways.

i don't agree with girls not being cunning but still
even if 8/10 are not cunning
those that go in that type of parties are the 2/10 part
meh they know what they are doing

 

[Gerd]

and still now that i think of it
do you really aproach to a girl and as a pick up line you use
how old are you ?

 

[Badass J Elkann]

there are ways, trust me

 

[ALC]

please discuss your rape tactics somewhere else, we don't want Tuz to be flagged for this.

I love Badass' tactic though. Very sound.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

i call it the raymond domenech tactic, "Hi im a believer in fate and in the star signs, whats your star sign and date of birth? we could be a match made in heaven"

 

[Gerd]

i call it the raymond domenech tactic, "Hi im a believer in fate and in the star signs, whats your star sign and date of birth? we could be a match made in heaven"

meh i don't believe that actually works

 

[chester]

meh i don't believe that actually works

Just like the tactics didn't work for Domenech.

 

[Linebreak]

A few scums about.

Anyway what's the latest. Are we getting Zidane back?

 

[Fint]

The fuck is going on in here?

What's the latest on Caceres?

 

[ZoSo]

A few scums about.

Anyway what's the latest. Are we getting Zidane back?

Yes, as a left back.

 

[Albo]

Mark mentioned Elvis Kabashi befora week,i read today again in newspaper about him .

His coach saied he is like Marchisio,and M8 is his favourite player and Juventus is his favourite club .

That's a reason more why Juve has more chances to sign him .

He is 17 y old from Algania , plays for Empoli .

 

[Bianconero81]

For a second, I thought you meant the other Shaqiri, Xherdan. Nedved apparently like him, shouldn't we be targeting him for the summer?

 

[mukumsplau]

pretty sure its elvis khabashi

 

[Ahmed]

KABASHIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

 

[blondu]

i'm sure that the best thing that can happen to our left flank is bastos as a lwb.

 

[Ahmed]

i call it the raymond domenech tactic, "Hi im a believer in fate and in the star signs, whats your star sign and date of birth? we could be a match made in heaven"

Just like the tactics didn't work for Domenech.

RETE!

 

[JuveJay]

i'm sure that the best thing that can happen to our left flank is bastos as a lwb.

How did you come to this level of certainty?

 

[Fred]

i'm sure that the best thing that can happen to our left flank is bastos as a lwb.

As a leftback?

I strongly disagree if thats what you meant.