Why women shouldn't be allowed to drive (2 Viewers)

Zé Tahir

JhoolayLaaaal!
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Dec 10, 2004
29,281
#1
German drives down subway stairs

A German woman in Dusseldorf blocked the entrance to an underground station when she mistook it for a subterranean car park, police said on Wednesday.


The 52-year-old drove her Volkswagen Beetle across the pavement and into the entrance, where it came to a halt five steps down.

Police estimated the damage to the station at around 1,500 euros (£1,000).

The VW Beetle-Cabrio remained balanced on the fifth step and the woman was able to get out unaided and unharmed.

The accident happened in the Nordstrasse underground station, in the centre of Dusseldorf.

A truck later towed the car out of the stairwell.

'Not dangerous'

A local newspaper said the woman was more shocked and embarrassed than hurt.

A similar incident happened four years ago in the same underground station, when a 50-year-old man from Dortmund also mistook it for an underground car park.

Andrea Blome, head of Traffic Management in Dusseldorf said: "We had only recently transformed the entrance to the station".

She said the stairwell had been painted a brighter colour and extra lighting had been installed.

But she said no further changes were planned following the latest incident, and that the station was not considered dangerous.

Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/2/hi/europe/6705323.stm


Oh alright, it does mention a man but nevertheless...:D
 

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Hambon

Lion of the Desert
Apr 22, 2005
8,073
#3
Parking a car is a bitch . .if you miss the garage by inches your seriously going to find your self in some shite
 

Hambon

Lion of the Desert
Apr 22, 2005
8,073
#8
How far can them canons fire a watermelon?

also i found a charity where we can donate some dick to. . . Pm me haha
 

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
84,750
#9
Heck. My cop brother accidentally drove his 1970 Oldsmobile Cutlass down the stairs of the Texas State Capitol once...
 

Azzurri7

Pinturicchio
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Dec 16, 2003
72,692
#18
Yesterday, I was about to headbutt one old lady, I was soo much in a hurry, and she was driving like a turtle, and I tried giving her some flash lights to soap it from my face, she didn't understand, I opened my window and said " hey, you granny, soap it from my way, im in a hurry ffs" she looked at me and smiled without understanding one single word.

It took me like 12min to overtake her.
 

RAMI-N

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Aug 22, 2006
21,470
#19
Yesterday, I was about to headbutt one old lady, I was soo much in a hurry, and she was driving like a turtle, and I tried giving her some flash lights to soap it from my face, she didn't understand, I opened my window and said " hey, you granny, soap it from my way, im in a hurry ffs" she looked at me and smiled without understanding one single word.

It took me like 12min to overtake her.
:D
Women...
 

Ahmedios

Senior Member
Nov 11, 2006
5,107
#20
ßömßäяdîëя™;1361231 said:
Well ours would.....Ahmedios' would be in his own anal cannon.
I've to admit that you're utterly hilarious, but repeating the ludicrous joke of yours is lame. So, find someone else to spit your shit on, son.
 

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