Why Emile Heskey is the best striker EVER in the game. (1 Viewer)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

His finishing is meticulous, hes like pele on the ball, and passes like ronaldinho, hes like shvchenko only a better passer, better shot, better head, and he works harder. He is a skyskraper of a man, with the power of twelve gorillas.

Heskey is the best striker EVER.

 

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[Bjerknes]

:LOL: He reminds me of the sloth we always wanted. Move over Zalayeta.

 

[Sid]

because he's the new "improve" John Barnes

 

[gray]

Heskey's got some qualities going for him. He's got strength, decent shot and heading, and can even dribble every now and then. Unfortunately, his control and lack of awareness seems to let him down constantly. I actually feel sorry for the guy, and wish him the best every time he's on the field

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

HAHA, this thread is such a joke.

 

[Sid]

look who's the joker who created it

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Ohh, I know.

 

[Martin]

Do you always post drunk?

 

[mikhail]

++ [ originally posted by Martin ] ++
Do you always post drunk?

Drunk posters usually have more grammatical and spelling errors. I think we're just seeing another episode from the forum WUM.

 

[Martin]

Pity then, no excuse to fall back on..

 

[Fred]

++ [ originally posted by BayernFussball ] ++
His finishing is meticulous, hes like pele on the ball, and passes like ronaldinho, hes like shvchenko only a better passer, better shot, better head, and he works harder. He is a skyskraper of a man, with the power of twelve gorillas.

Heskey is the best striker EVER.

yeah and Paramatti is the best defender juve have ever bought:cheesy:

 

[Freddy]

Emile Heskey is the BEST !!! I can't stop laughing

 

[Layce Erayce]

Id like to second BayernFussball. His performance is very tactic-specific though. He needs to find the right coach whos technique brings out the best in him. If im not mistaken Real were interested in him back in 2001 or 2002

 

[mikhail]

++ [ originally posted by DukeVonEggwaffle? ] ++
Id like to second BayernFussball. His performance is very tactic-specific though. He needs to find the right coach whos technique brings out the best in him. If im not mistaken Real were interested in him back in 2001 or 2002

To take the pisstake a bit more seriously, Heskey was at one stage a young, fast, powerful striker who was bagging 15 a season for a very defensive Leicster. He's since failed to develop, but he did look a good prospect once.

 

[Tom]

Heskey is a legend. He made it 5-1 as I recall

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

++ [ originally posted by fred weasley ] ++
yeah and Paramatti is the best defender juve have ever bought:cheesy:

thats why every year we have the Paramatti award

 

[The Arif]

++ [ originally posted by fred weasley ] ++
yeah and Paramatti is the best defender juve have ever bought:cheesy:

and Baiocco is the best midfielder ever.

 

[Len]

He's not that good....

 

[Fred]

++ [ originally posted by Arif ] ++



and Baiocco is the best midfielder ever.

Chadwick is a strong nominee for that award too

 

[The Arif]

++ [ originally posted by fred weasley ] ++
Chadwick is a strong nominee for that award too

yeah, but he is not as good as baiocco.