Why Davey Beckham is the best player in the world! (1 Viewer)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

His hairstyles make me wanna become a styleist. He puts nail polish on his nails before each match. He has a high-pitched voice. What about you guys? What do you think?

 

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[Bjerknes]

I think Davey Beckham is the best player in the world because he is married to a spice girl, so he can be a spice boy. It's like a fairytale in history.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++
I think Davey Beckham is the best player in the world because he is married to a spice girl, so he can be a spice boy. It's like a fairytale in history.

I think she has the bigger wang in that relationship.

 

[Qaterminator]

Why is Davey Beckham the best player in the world???

because he is not

 

[mikhail]

Look, Heskey was taking the piss, but Beckham? WUM.