True, I have a crazy story...
My father is a personal injury lawyer here in the States, and he represented this guy one time who was in a bar and was hit across the jaw blindly, pure cheap shot. It busted his jaw in 5 places.
The man who hit him was sued, rightfully so, and his defense was, "When he turned around in the bar stool, I thought he was going to hit my buddy." The funny thing was, his "buddy" was at the time all the way across the room, 20 or so feet away, guy would have to be Ali to reach that distance with a jab. My father won the case, needless to say.
The guy who got hit had his jaw wired shut for 6 months, about 2 months in, he got tired of always sucking down hospital soup, so he went to a sub shop and bought a gallon of milk, and a 12 inch meatball sub.
This guy put the sub in a blender, then poured some milk on it and slurped it down. He is a funny guy I think.