This. Also poison the Juve security at night, break inside their trophy cabin and steal two Scudetti then return back to Giuseppe Meaza wake the squad up at 4am and fake celebrate the cups.
When we are demoted they can just buy 2 or 3 of our best players for huge discounts and get any decent coach and they'll win Serie A. Deducting points from Milan and Napoli is also a must.