What's the worst job you've had? (17 Viewers)

[Fake Melo]

Speaking of chicken and fucking, a famous story in the village i come from in Libya, one of my cousins neigbour was caught fucking a chicken. When asked what the fuck he was doing, he said it was stinging hot when you put your dodo in there

well i heard similar stories to that, apparently the animal once you put your penis in there, it doesnt let go, it just squeezes on to it like theres no tomorrow, now tell me how would someone go about removing there thing from there, unless you had to kill the animal or take yourself with the animal to the hospital, and that would be a mega huge embarassment... some people man are fucked up plain and simple

The fuck guys

It's disturbing and understandable that you both know about penetrating animals

 

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[Enron]

WTF is that supposed to mean, hondo?

I generalized a lot of stuff. I'm sure we all have similar stories. Snotty customers, pooping ladies, bleeding ladies, bleeding men, children, projectile vomiting, mothers beating the shit out of their children in the bathroom, kids flipping carts so that baby bros head goes splat on the floor (more like a thud now that I think about it), loud ass asian people, barter all day long indian people, WHITE PEOPLE, stupid black people, thugged out co-workers trying to fight, people yelling at you over the fact that their card is no good, I could go on...

 

[Byrone]

I so wanted to do that but I'm to small both for police and firefighting

Well and I love the job I have right now even if it's ridiculously exhausting but it's so fun and worth it

It's a good thing you never became a police officer, i could only imagine how you would have assaulted people with a baton.

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my worst ever job was working as a drive thru officer for mcdonalds in vancouver when i was like urmmm 16 or 17 during highschool, i had a bit of an attitude i confess, one incident was i liked bending the rules, and i repeat wasnt so professional off me, i smoked right infront of the Camera surveillence inside the Drive thru booth, got summoned and a written warning, next time, they sent me to pick fallen leaves off the parking lot, it was cold outside, so the Ass manager told me that i could use a jacket which had the mcdonalds logo on the back, the manager happened to come in the parking right as i was lighting a cigarette while i was cleaning the lot, he took me to his office and told me i was permanently terminated those were his exact words... not because of smoking but because of the jacket worn by me while i was cleaning the parking lot, i guess it degraded the name of the company i didnt complain as i was already fed up with the job, i lasted for like 3 weeks, so i told him to save it, im going, after that it all became a different story, now im all about professionalism at work, outside work its another different story as well

At least you got to take food home & put some of your mayo on the burgers?

The worst job I ever had was working at KFC when I was a sophomore in high school. I always came home smelling like chicken and my ugly ass uniform would constantly need to be washed. The working conditions were nasty; the floor was always wet, most of the employees couldn't really speak English and once I caught the Hispanic ladies talking shit about me in Spanish and I'd cursed back at them which made their jaws drop The managers were better suited to run a concentration camp with their strictness. The customers were retarded idiots that took food way too seriously. I could go on...it was a real shit job 'nuff said.

Amazing! Is this where you met that crazy chick?

I've worked in retail before. I think that says it all.

Absolutely. It's one of the worst industries to involved in.

It's disturbing and understandable that you both know about penetrating animals

Word.

 

[Azzurri7]

I remember when I was 14, my father put me to paint some shitty places at our factory alongside some other dude who was sick almost everyday. I would return back home not able to stand on my feet or playing fucking football. I painted the whole factory in 72 days with my sick mate.

 

[Byrone]

That's because you paint with a brush, not your penis & pubes. Also how does one playing fucking football? I take it man marking is a must.

 

[Azzurri7]

That's because you paint with a brush, not your penis & pubes. Also how does one playing fucking football? I take it man marking is a must.

Or the dressing room role at HT.

 

[Byrone]

Or the dressing room role at HT.

I bet you tackle from behind ALL the time. Corners must be great, you get to jump over opposing players & rub your junk all over their faces.

 

[Zé Tahir]

Amazing! Is this where you met that crazy chick?

Hell no. I have better judgement than that.


Speaking of bestiality....My cousin who's a doctor told me a story of this guy that came into the ER one day, 'stuck' to a dog. Apparently he tried to fuck it and it wouldn't let go of his dick and after struggling for a bit he called 911. When they showed up they couldn't remove her so they put a blanket over both of them and rolled him out of the house for the whole neighborhood to see before they got him into the ambulance. They had to inject the dog before it finally let go.

 

[Byrone]

Hell no. I have better judgement than that.


Speaking of bestiality....My cousin who's a doctor told me a story of this guy that came into the ER one day, 'stuck' to a dog. Apparently he tried to fuck it and it wouldn't let go of his dick and after struggling for a bit he called 911. When they showed up they couldn't remove her so they put a blanket over both of them and rolled him out of the house for the whole neighborhood to see before they got him into the ambulance. They had to inject the dog before it finally let go.

Do you remember the story of the guy that fucked a goat & was forced to marry it afterwards?

 

[Zé Tahir]

Do you remember the story of the guy that fucked a goat & was forced to marry it afterwards?

Yeah, fuckin Sudanese villager

 

[Azzurri7]

Do you remember the story of the guy that fucked a goat & was forced to marry it afterwards?

Seriously?

 

[Byrone]

Seriously?

For real.

 

[Azzurri7]

Isn't Sudan close to Somalia?

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

 

[Fake Melo]

 

[Fred]

Talk about the thread taking a wrong turn

 

[SoundAttack]

Talk about the thread taking a wrong turn

and they were calling us the fuck boys...heh

and byrone... i couldve taken burgers home put mayos etc... but i didnt... never wanted any burgers near my place... i always watch over my diet... second when i used to eat burgers... i used to eat one double quarter pounder for the whole day... just so i could enjoy the beers later during the day... and not drink on an empty stomach, i had one horrific experience drinking beer and redbull before a sex session... i almost passed out, thought i was on the verge of a heartattack if it werent for a burger which i ate afterwards... it restored me back to full power and i continued where i had stopped... i tell it like it is

 

[Byrone]

Isn't Sudan close to Somalia?

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

I'm too scared to yes it. I don't want him ride up my arse & controlling me like a puppet.

and they were calling us the fuck boys...heh

and byrone... i couldve taken burgers home put mayos etc... but i didnt... never wanted any burgers near my place... i always watch over my diet... second when i used to eat burgers... i used to eat one double quarter pounder for the whole day... just so i could enjoy the beers later during the day... and not drink on an empty stomach, i had one horrific experience drinking beer and redbull before a sex session... i almost passed out, thought i was on the verge of a heartattack if it werent for a burger which i ate afterwards... it restored me back to full power and i continued where i had stopped... i tell it like it is

What a fuck up you are, no wonder you've stuck around.

 

[JuveJay]

Interesting thread, interesting.

 

[SoundAttack]

Interesting thread, interesting.

the way it should be no?

 

[JuveJay]

Not as interesting as your life, I'm sure