what's the meaning of life ? (14 Viewers)

baggio

Senior Member
Jun 3, 2003
19,250
#22
Well, I had happened to write something, that isnt really related to the topic per se, but i was curious to know if it would actually help?

This poem by the way, is called Time.




An eternal essence,
Or whatever remains of it.
Dissolving memories,
And unsung moments.

Beautiful is the unknown;
That drapes our existence.
An approaching vacuum,
Saturated with hours.

Fading clocks,
Another day undone.
Effortless almost,
In its embrace with infinity.

As each ripple,
Drowns in its nothingness.
Time waits,
Only to leave us behind.
 

Chxta

Onye kwe, Chi ya ekwe
Nov 1, 2004
12,088
#24
In 1831, Mr. Webster published the first
dictionary of the English language. Unfortunately, he omitted several definitions - mostly those related to the daily lives of women. The following
definitions, written from the viewpoint of Mrs. Webster, are to help correct that oversight.

Airhead (er-hed) n
What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.

Bar-be-que (bar-bi-q) n
You bought groceries, washed lettuce, chopped tomatoes, diced onions, marinated meat and cleaned everything up, but he "made dinner."

Baseball Bat (bas-bol bat) n
An anti-burglar device.

Children (chil-dren) n
What men become when they get the flu.

Computer (kom-pew-ter) n
The one thing in a woman's life that does exactly what she tells it to.

Dog (dawg) n
A creature who hears a burglar, barks once, then hides in the closet.

Eternity (e-ter-ni-tee) n
The last two minutes of a football game.

Four Food Groups (for food groops) n
Chocolate, wine coolers, potato chips and ice cream.

Grocery List (grow-ser-ee list) n
What you spend half-an-hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.

Home (hom) n
A dwelling that ideally has the same number of bathrooms as people.

Idunno (i-dun-no)
The person who broke your favorite vase.

Kiss (kis) n
A small token of affection, usually chocolate.

Lipstick (lip-stick) n
On your lips: Coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth.
On his collar: Coloring only a tramp would wear.

Men's Sale (minz sal) n
It's OK to get one on sale, just make sure the store has a good return policy.

New Age (noo aj) n
The age a woman gives instead of her real age.

Opinion (o-pin-yen) n
Advice you get whether you ask for it or not.

Pregnancy (pre-nan-see) n
You gain 30 lbs of water weight, but he says "we're pregnant."

Romance Novel (ro-mans-nov-el) n
A completely believable story in which an arrogant, boorish, rude, cold-hearted cad by day turns into a sensitive, caring, thoughtful, passionate lover by night.

Screwdriver (skrew-dri-ver) n
A hardware tool designed to be turned around and used as a hammer.

Significant Other (sig-nif-i-kant uth-er) n
A husband, fiance, live-in boyfriend, or someone you've introduced to your parents.

Stretch Marks (strech marcs) n
Badges of honor.

Teddy Bear (ted-ee bare) n
A companion who gives you a hug whenever you want, never snores, doesn't bother you when you're talking on the phone and doesn't eat the last chocolate chip cookie.

Valentine's Day (val-en-tinez dae) n
A day when you have dreams of a candelight dinner, diamonds and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.

Weight Lifting (wate lif-ting) n
What every woman does when she carries her baby, purse and two bags of groceries.

Yippee (yip-ee) interj
What a woman thinks when a man says he'll call--then does.

Zillion (zil-yen) n
The number of times you ask someone to take out the trash, then end up doing it yourself anyway.
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
#28
Life is simple, or at least it should be.

You find a nice shoe, fvck it until you get tired of it, then find another shoe and start fvcking it. repeat the cycle as often as you are interested.
 

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