me too, but i guess i lost it in the facial hair question, i went for clean shaven
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What kind of dictator are you? (9 Viewers)
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me too, but i guess i lost it in the facial hair question, i went for clean shaven
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By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start!
Good ol fidel castro....
Good ol fidel castro....
Jus had another bash and got G.WBush....lol
Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!
Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!
++ [ originally posted by jaecole ] ++
No kidding
No kidding
As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!
Sadly, you're not one of the smarter dictators! After having scores of innocent Muslims murdered, instead of leaving them where they lay where they couldn't be traced back to you, you have them carted back to police headquarters and virtually bury them in you back garden for anyone to find! Find them they did along with a long paper trail all pointing at you as the cause of their untimely deaths. You are now on trial for being so damn stupid where you're conducting your own defence! Face it! You're f**ked!
You are......Martin Nathell
Your rule is elusive to say the least. In fact, no one has ever seen you, which is why you are the constant object of talk and speculation on behalf of your subjects. Some fear you and some don’t like you. At any rate, you remain an enigma for everyone. Popularity is not really an issue for you anyway : you are a very busy dictator (indeed you already own 3 or 4 other lands) and you prefer to delegate the task of anticipating your policies to some obscure members of your entourage whose assurances regarding your good intentions are met with a lukewarm welcome.
Your rule is elusive to say the least. In fact, no one has ever seen you, which is why you are the constant object of talk and speculation on behalf of your subjects. Some fear you and some don’t like you. At any rate, you remain an enigma for everyone. Popularity is not really an issue for you anyway : you are a very busy dictator (indeed you already own 3 or 4 other lands) and you prefer to delegate the task of anticipating your policies to some obscure members of your entourage whose assurances regarding your good intentions are met with a lukewarm welcome.
"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!