What happens when Enron, Andy, Burke, and Alcohol get together? (15 Viewers)

[Enron]

++ [ originally posted by 674083912 ] ++



Yuck. I hope you dont smell like shit

The sun's gonna come out really soon here

yeah me too. itll be up here too. what time is it?

 

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[Bjerknes]

Fabi, I expected better from you. In this world everybody makes fun of Americans for supposedly not being open to other cultures and not open to the rest of the world. I think this is something to brag about.

However, I wouldnt be surprised if you disagree with me.

 

[A_LAcki]

++ [ originally posted by Enron ] ++
We purchase thirty pack of Bush beer, which is a weak version of Budwieser. Then we go to McDonalds. We drink. We eat. We go to a party that gets busted by the cops. We go back to my place. We drink. Burke parks his car in my lot. Andy and I walk toward my room. The police pull us over (yes we are still on foor). Here is the encounter...

Fuzz: hey you. come here. (to andy)
Andy: Yeah.
Fuzz: Come here.
Andy: Officer is there a problem?
Fuzz: You were driving the wrong way down a one way street.
Andy: I wasn't driving.
Fuzz: Uh, have you been drinking?
Andy: No.
The cop then gets out of the car and walks toward Andy like he wants to pummel him. He pull something out of his pocket and puts it in Andy's face.
Fuzz: Blow on this!
Andy blows. In fact his breath-a-lizer is .018 which is 10 times below the legal limit.
Cop then writes Andy a citation for alcohol consumption.
He also yelled at me but I am 21 so he couldnt do much.

Anyway, Andy and I continue on to my place and sulk. Burke comes over and we decide to go to a friends house. We get in the car. We drink. We get to the house we drink. Apparently other people have been drinking as well because three girls all in the same room (Andy and I are in the middle of the room discuss football of course) begin projectile vomiting at the same time. Its 1am. After we settle the mess Burke helps our friends epilectic girlfriend in the midst of a sesure. We drink. I play beer pong and befriend a Brasilian named Gui. We play beer pong. After the beer pong. Burke, Andy, Gui, and myself begin discussing football. Gui is a footballer on our school team. He like Milan. We inform him we like juve. Ackward hugs all around. We drink. We talk. We drink. 4am comes. We decide to leave. We drink. I steal a handle of rum. Andy and Burke drop me at my place. I write. Im sure Ive left details out and when Burke and Andy get home Im sure they will fill them in.

So what? My grandmother drinks more than you Americans! Beside this, your Beer is worse than piss!

 

[Dragon]

++ [ originally posted by RochemBeck ] ++
Fabi, I expected better from you. In this world everybody makes fun of Americans for supposedly not being open to other cultures and not open to the rest of the world. I think this is something to brag about.

However, I wouldnt be surprised if you disagree with me.

Im not disagreeing with you. I just even called you sexy..

I hate people that are always bragging though

 

[Mr. Gol]

++ [ originally posted by 674083912 ] ++

"Great things are done by a series of small things brought together." -Vincent Van Gogh

Not nearly as good as his "Damn! I shouldn't have gotten drunk and cut off my ear" quote

 

[Dragon]

++ [ originally posted by Mr. Gol ] ++


Not nearly as good as his "Damn! I shouldn't have gotten drunk and cut off my ear" quote

Lol

I believe in the theory that he cut it because of Gaugin was leaving him. But he still cut it while being drunk

 

[flieeeekke]

3 highschool boys got pissed. who ****ing cares.

 

[Torkel]

++ [ originally posted by Enron ] ++
We purchase thirty pack of Bush beer, which is a weak version of Budwieser.

There's a weaker beer than Budweiser??

 

[Tom]

++ [ originally posted by Torkel ] ++
There's a weaker beer than Budweiser??

Bud's actually one of the stronger beers regularly available here in the UK.
I usually either have Stella which is 5.2% or Kronenbourg 1664 which is 5% (same as bud)

We have things like Carlsberg Carling & Fosters, all about 4% but taste really weak.

 

[Torkel]

++ [ originally posted by Tom ] ++
Bud's actually one of the stronger beers regularly available here in the UK.
I usually either have Stella which is 5.2% or Kronenbourg 1664 which is 5% (same as bud)

We have things like Carlsberg Carling & Fosters, all about 4% but taste really weak.

Oh, my bad, I for a minute there thought he ment weak tasting. I find Budweiser (the American one) very low on taste. I like dark, heavy beers, as opposed to a Corona type beer. I never remember if that's a lager, or if that's the other type.

 

[Mr. Gol]

++ [ originally posted by 674083912 ] ++


Lol

I believe in the theory that he cut it because of Gaugin was leaving him. But he still cut it while being drunk

Yeah, but he was also said to be insane because he was drunk from Absinth (which is rumoured to make you go mad). Absinth became illegal in Holland, and remained banned until as late as 2003!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Enron ] ++



damn right. youre gonna rape them like they wanted to do you. oh i just downlaoded like every Tech 9 song ever.

Tech n9ne?

He is the man, he has some great songs.

 

[Nicole]

++ [ originally posted by 674083912 ] ++

Rum rules

Since when did you like rum? Last time you said it was making you sick!

 

[Enron]

++ [ originally posted by Fliakis ] ++
3 highschool boys got pissed. who ****ing cares.

shut the heck up. goddamn euros. think you know about american huh? well maybe you should take a visit someday think make an accusation. by the way i havent been in high school in almost 4 years. so why dont you got finish munching on your goods. and quit hating on America. you guys screwed the world over a hundred years ago and now its our turn. so piss off.

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Enron ] ++
shut the heck up. goddamn euros. think you know about american huh? well maybe you should take a visit someday think make an accusation. by the way i havent been in high school in almost 4 years. so why dont you got finish munching on your goods. and quit hating on America. you guys screwed the world over a hundred years ago and now its our turn. so piss off.

lol well that wasn't presumptious at all, was it?

 

[Enron]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++


lol well that wasn't presumptious at all, was it?

i was just pissed that most of his forum seems to stereotype each other. im sure youve run into that as well. it just makes me angry that everyone assumes all americans are stupid and dont know anything and dont care about the environment.

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Enron ] ++
i was just pissed that most of his forum seems to stereotype each other. im sure youve run into that as well. it just makes me angry that everyone assumes all americans are stupid and dont know anything and dont care about the environment.

Oh I understand that fully. That's why I stopped posting stories of my own life like that a long time ago.

Not worth it...

 

[Enron]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++


Oh I understand that fully. That's why I stopped posting stories of my own life like that a long time ago.

Not worth it...

yeah, ive learned my lesson too. thanks for understanding bro.

 

[Zé Tahir]

lol you guys should stop opening threads of you guys drinking. Drinking in europe is so insignificant that they don't need to open threads about it

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

They open forums about it.