We purchase thirty pack of Bush beer, which is a weak version of Budwieser. Then we go to McDonalds. We drink. We eat. We go to a party that gets busted by the cops. We go back to my place. We drink. Burke parks his car in my lot. Andy and I walk toward my room. The police pull us over (yes we are still on foor). Here is the encounter...
Fuzz: hey you. come here. (to andy)
Andy: Yeah.
Fuzz: Come here.
Andy: Officer is there a problem?
Fuzz: You were driving the wrong way down a one way street.
Andy: I wasn't driving.
Fuzz: Uh, have you been drinking?
Andy: No.
The cop then gets out of the car and walks toward Andy like he wants to pummel him. He pull something out of his pocket and puts it in Andy's face.
Fuzz: Blow on this!
Andy blows. In fact his breath-a-lizer is .018 which is 10 times below the legal limit.
Cop then writes Andy a citation for alcohol consumption.
He also yelled at me but I am 21 so he couldnt do much.
Anyway, Andy and I continue on to my place and sulk. Burke comes over and we decide to go to a friends house. We get in the car. We drink. We get to the house we drink. Apparently other people have been drinking as well because three girls all in the same room (Andy and I are in the middle of the room discuss football of course) begin projectile vomiting at the same time. Its 1am. After we settle the mess Burke helps our friends epilectic girlfriend in the midst of a sesure. We drink. I play beer pong and befriend a Brasilian named Gui. We play beer pong. After the beer pong. Burke, Andy, Gui, and myself begin discussing football. Gui is a footballer on our school team. He like Milan. We inform him we like juve. Ackward hugs all around. We drink. We talk. We drink. 4am comes. We decide to leave. We drink. I steal a handle of rum. Andy and Burke drop me at my place. I write. Im sure Ive left details out and when Burke and Andy get home Im sure they will fill them in.
Fuzz: hey you. come here. (to andy)
Andy: Yeah.
Fuzz: Come here.
Andy: Officer is there a problem?
Fuzz: You were driving the wrong way down a one way street.
Andy: I wasn't driving.
Fuzz: Uh, have you been drinking?
Andy: No.
The cop then gets out of the car and walks toward Andy like he wants to pummel him. He pull something out of his pocket and puts it in Andy's face.
Fuzz: Blow on this!
Andy blows. In fact his breath-a-lizer is .018 which is 10 times below the legal limit.
Cop then writes Andy a citation for alcohol consumption.
He also yelled at me but I am 21 so he couldnt do much.
Anyway, Andy and I continue on to my place and sulk. Burke comes over and we decide to go to a friends house. We get in the car. We drink. We get to the house we drink. Apparently other people have been drinking as well because three girls all in the same room (Andy and I are in the middle of the room discuss football of course) begin projectile vomiting at the same time. Its 1am. After we settle the mess Burke helps our friends epilectic girlfriend in the midst of a sesure. We drink. I play beer pong and befriend a Brasilian named Gui. We play beer pong. After the beer pong. Burke, Andy, Gui, and myself begin discussing football. Gui is a footballer on our school team. He like Milan. We inform him we like juve. Ackward hugs all around. We drink. We talk. We drink. 4am comes. We decide to leave. We drink. I steal a handle of rum. Andy and Burke drop me at my place. I write. Im sure Ive left details out and when Burke and Andy get home Im sure they will fill them in.
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