What happens when Enron, Andy, Burke, and Alcohol get together? (1 Viewer)

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We purchase thirty pack of Bush beer, which is a weak version of Budwieser. Then we go to McDonalds. We drink. We eat. We go to a party that gets busted by the cops. We go back to my place. We drink. Burke parks his car in my lot. Andy and I walk toward my room. The police pull us over (yes we are still on foor). Here is the encounter...

Fuzz: hey you. come here. (to andy)
Andy: Yeah.
Fuzz: Come here.
Andy: Officer is there a problem?
Fuzz: You were driving the wrong way down a one way street.
Andy: I wasn't driving.
Fuzz: Uh, have you been drinking?
Andy: No.
The cop then gets out of the car and walks toward Andy like he wants to pummel him. He pull something out of his pocket and puts it in Andy's face.
Fuzz: Blow on this!
Andy blows. In fact his breath-a-lizer is .018 which is 10 times below the legal limit.
Cop then writes Andy a citation for alcohol consumption.
He also yelled at me but I am 21 so he couldnt do much.

Anyway, Andy and I continue on to my place and sulk. Burke comes over and we decide to go to a friends house. We get in the car. We drink. We get to the house we drink. Apparently other people have been drinking as well because three girls all in the same room (Andy and I are in the middle of the room discuss football of course) begin projectile vomiting at the same time. Its 1am. After we settle the mess Burke helps our friends epilectic girlfriend in the midst of a sesure. We drink. I play beer pong and befriend a Brasilian named Gui. We play beer pong. After the beer pong. Burke, Andy, Gui, and myself begin discussing football. Gui is a footballer on our school team. He like Milan. We inform him we like juve. Ackward hugs all around. We drink. We talk. We drink. 4am comes. We decide to leave. We drink. I steal a handle of rum. Andy and Burke drop me at my place. I write. Im sure Ive left details out and when Burke and Andy get home Im sure they will fill them in.
 

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  • Thread Starter #8
    ++ [ originally posted by RochemBeck ] ++
    I hope those cops get shot in the face, fvcking asssholes had no business calling me over and I'm gonna take it to court.

    damn right. youre gonna rape them like they wanted to do you. oh i just downlaoded like every Tech 9 song ever.
     

    Bjerknes

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    ++ [ originally posted by Enron ] ++



    damn right. youre gonna rape them like they wanted to do you. oh i just downlaoded like every Tech 9 song ever.
    Tech N9Ne rules yo, and those cops will get owned by some Shep thugs.
     
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    Need to experience what? getting pulled over by the cops when Im drunk?

    There arent any cops here...
    not that. we do other suff.
     
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    ++ [ originally posted by RochemBeck ] ++


    Tech N9Ne rules yo, and those cops will get owned by some Shep thugs.
    mag 10 all ova them nukkas.
     

    Dragon

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    ++ [ originally posted by RochemBeck ] ++


    This isnt old at all. Fvcking asshole pigs M-16 in their face.

    Vinni is the man though and I wou;d accept his ticket.

    Yeah. These kind of threads are getting old
     
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    Yeah. These kind of threads are getting old
    then why dont you post something better instead of whining about this one.
     
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    Like what
    we drink. talk about football. get into fights. intrigue people with our taste in music. sometimes we dance. fun stuff. what do you like to do when you go out?
     

    Bjerknes

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    Fabi. You dont have have cops in this Caracas? Are you kidding me? Well, these cops wil be owned in the face. Breathalizer my fvcking anus..eat a donut ya fvcking fatty.
     
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    ++ [ originally posted by RochemBeck ] ++
    Fabi. You dont have have cops in this Caracas? Are you kidding me? Well, these cops wil be owned in the face. Breathalizer my fvcking anus..eat a donut ya fvcking fatty.
    im pretty sure that drinking and driving isnt a crime is Sudamericana.
     

    Dragon

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    ++ [ originally posted by Enron ] ++


    we drink. talk about football. get into fights. intrigue people with our taste in music. sometimes we dance. fun stuff. what do you like to do when you go out?
    Drink. Get ****ed up. Sometimes I dance like if I dont have any morals. Go to eat. Come back
     

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