What happens when Andy and I and some beer get together. (4 Viewers)

ebraheej

Senior Member
Jul 16, 2002
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#41
++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
It all starts off when the Andy comes down and walks in, "What are you doing?" he says, my dad answers, "I don't know, but I bought your beer, you know, Beck's?" "Ohh, da!" Andy replies. So we play FIFA and drink beer for 3 hours, then my girlfriend calls, "come over here and party...." she says, then we roll over, and get wasted.

We roll to the local mart, and Andy buys porn, we need some for a thankyou present for the house, the guys who let us drink their beer, for free.

So we leave there, take my girlfriend home, then we see how fast the BMW will go at 3 in the morning........

the answer:

145......MPH
Wow, can I be your friend.
 

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Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
111,703
#50
++ [ originally posted by swag ] ++


Not as wrong and irresponsible as buying porn and getting wasted. That's worse than drinking and driving!
Hey...the porn was a gift for the house owner. Can't just drink beer for free nowadays. ;)
 
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Apr 12, 2004
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  • Thread Starter #54
    ++ [ originally posted by azzurri7 ] ++
    pffff, am fvcking down.... Gurl, why don't you just find another one to play with, seriously, either your stupid or stupid...you choose... You think your smart??? tso tso too bad.... say whatever you wanna say about me, i don't give a damn ass..
    Your "Artificial".....Now **** off
    Best post ever.
     

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