"Please don't feed the homeless (fines apply)"
Meanwhile, Steve Wynn has announced new plans for a new mega-casino on the Strip once they demolish the Mirage: Dumpsterland. It will be a homeless-themed casino, complete with a five-star restaurant featuring creations made from the discarded food scraps of Las Vegas' many other five-star restaurants. The Dumpster Bar will feature over 70 brands of anti-freeze from around the world for mixing or drinking straight up on the rocks (and when we say "rocks", we literally mean it!). For accommodations, it will feature the world's greatest collection of cardboard refrigerator boxes in the rear parking lot.
The interior of the casino will feature solid gold and diamond-encrusted used hypodermic needles, plastic trash bags made by Givenchy to carry your winnings at the Crack House Casino Room,and a service staff decked out in the latest Dolce & Gabbana soiled-worn-and-torn/I've-slept-in-this-since-March fashions. The luxury spa will feature the latest luxury treatments in head lice shampooing, the latest designer strains of tuberculosis and diptheria, and skin disease tanning booths to give your body that color that's the envy of the world's greatest tattoo artists.
However, the centerpiece of this new Las Vegas destination will be a gigantic Dumpster(tm) Geiser in the entrance parking lot. Every half hour, it will spew trash on all onlookers in a glorious display of light, sound, and smell.
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