I know the chimp chump story. I remember laughing till I started having tears and about to explode. Probably one of the funniest moments on this forum.
Byron is currently buried under-
a-a pile of work
b-a pile of punanny
c-he was killed when ahmedios was cleaning his anal cannon and misfired it in the direction of RSA. come back Byron, we all miss you
ahmedois got a sweet job offer to work at edinburgh castle after the death of cannon firer Tam the gun. the 25-pound gun has been retired and ahmedios cavernous-colon has replaced it and he fires it off every day at 1pm
The guy's made a mockery out of himself. Which means this username is dead anyway. I'm not quite sure as to whether or not change this username in Apeman.
Let's give him the chance to create a new profile and let's act like we don't have a clue who this new guy is.