what footballer are you? (1 Viewer)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

DAMNIT!

What are you thinkin'?

 

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[Omair]

It's not on purpose .. i just suck at kicking the ball.iI might shoot towards someone but the ball goes elsewhere .. I hope I get better ...

Mind you I'm pretty good at blocking the ball .. and that's what matters

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

yea, but if you then just turn around and kick the ball into your own net....IT DOESN'T MATTER!

 

[Omair]

yea, but if you then just turn around and kick the ball into your own net....IT DOESN'T MATTER!

ok .. I would lmfao if someday i kick the ball and somehow it flies right back through the net .. I might be a bad kicker .. but thankfully i can tell the difference between my net and everywhere else ..

 

[Morra10]

I'd probably compare myself to balza, although i play on the right.

 

[d.nico]

I am a center back. 175 cm, 70 kg. Nesta's type

 

[3pac]

I am like a cross between Maldini, Maradona, and Henry.

 

[sateeh]

well one of my friends always calls me panucci but i like playing in the center of defense as well

 

[HelterSkelter]

I am Cristiano Ronaldo.I made my college's swimming team this time.

 

[Gill_juve]

i'm a goaly but i'm not going to compare myself with stars like you guys did, 'cauze its not a fair thing to do

yeh but its a bit of fun

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I am Cristiano Ronaldo.I made my college's swimming team this time.

+rep

 

[Fred]

i'm a mixture of an old Solano and Rafik Saifi..i'm very good at crossing the ball, i have plenty of skill on the ball and i'm a very good dribbler...but i'm extremely weak physically,i'm slow and i dont have much stamina.

 

[tonykart]

When I used to play... Tevez...

now.... Gattuso...

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

No, you think you are Jesus.

 

[JCK]

I am like Zlatan, I don't know how to play football.

 

[Firestarter]

Im sorta like Tom Huddlestone, makes a couple of mistakes, can pass ball well, and can smash the ball

 

[mikhail]

I've been compared to David Beckham - slow, can't tackle or head, no left foot.

More seriously, I was a decent winger in my youth for similar reasons to Beckham - I could swing in a decent cross, but that's long left me (the secret is definitely practice).

These days I play a bit like a fat Kenny Cunningham - I like to sweep up after a tough centre half, though I can lead the line if needed.

 

[will luvs juve]

i think i am like gerrad a good captain who can score long shots

 

[Snoop]

I am like Zlatan, I don't know how to play football.

do you play with oranges?

 

[V]

do you play with oranges?

I think it's only gums.