Aug 8, 2006
83,482
Why are women always sick? Like headaches, body aches, upset stomach, etc. And I don't mean just menstrual stuff.

I swear every woman I talk to has some ailment at least once a week.
Macho culture makes you think that women share too much. But truth is you share too little . You are told to toughen up and swallow what’s wrong with you if you have issues. If you try and open up about a problem you have you will get made fun of and told to toughen up.

Notice how old guys complain about problems they have all the time? To point they joke about it? They stopped caring about macho culture because the know it’s bullshit
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,950
I was leading an experience mapping session with like 20 people on a Teams call and someone was on camera while their kid jumped on their lap. The kid was shirtless and I'm pretty sure it's a girl. People are fucking crazy. I don't get parents at all.

@Osman this girl I'm talking to, as we speak she's telling me she's feeling weak cuz she didn't eat (@AFL_ITALIA ) because all the food has cheese and she has a sore throat. Yesterday her face was hurting because of sinus :lol:
Just become a gay frog like Alex Jones, bro. It's easier than dealing with women and their feelings. Trans girls just want to fuck.

Just asked chatgpt what it knows about me. Here's what I got:

https://chatgpt.com/share/686ee332-e038-8008-80ae-cd367a006104
I did mine as well. It wasn't too bad.

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Not sure about half of that but I'll take it.
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,955
  • swag

    swag

ChatGPT thinks I’m tech support:

https://chatgpt.com/share/68703ec8-6d94-8004-a053-2c2e65a1f96c
Profile & Role
Username: swag (also styled L’autista)
Joined: September 23, 2003
Posts: Extremely active — tens of thousands (e.g. 84,952 posts as of one signature)


Moderator / Administrator Activity
Worked behind the scenes as a forum moderator/admin, overseeing layout, banners, and general forum operations. Example:
Jan 23, 2011, responding in a banner-design thread:
“It reflects Juve’s modest ambitions this season.”

Also involved in technical workflow: guiding members on how to upload files by tricking the forum’s size restrictions—
“I renamed it with a .avi extension… forums allow bigger avi uploads.”


Personality & Reputation
Engages with members in a direct (sometimes cheeky) tone, using humor and no-nonsense moderation.
Example from his posts:
In discussions he chimed in when membership-packs were delayed, actively participating in support threads

Known for joining typical fan debates—like trademark board threads—and contributing with sharp wit:
“Unlike the other 5 threads that cover these topics?” referring to content redundancy

In Summary
Tenure: One of the longest-serving, since 2003.
Contributions: Major contributor to forum infrastructure (banners, admin guidance), consistent presence in community discussions.
Style: Straight-talking, hands-on, with a dash of dry humor while helping maintain the site’s vitality.
That gives a solid snapshot of who swag is on Juventuz.com. If you'd like more specific posts or quotes, just tell me what you’re after!
I asked it to generate an image, and it gave me Milton Waddams.

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So…. Accurate!
 
Oct 28, 2010
46,631
  • ALC

    ALC

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Here's mine. It's spot on. I love it. :lol:

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Can you do Zach next?

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I did mine, it just picks a couple posts and goes off of that.




Here’s what I found about ALC (forum username Ohaulick) on the Juventuz forums:



Profile Overview
• Username: ALC (display name: Ohaulick) 
• Location: Pennsylvania (PA) 
• Posts: ~46,625 — a very prolific contributor 
• Reputation: Rated highly by peers — 4,939 positive ratings (+), with 70 neutral (?), 337 negative (‑) 
• Points: 113 ()



️ Sample Contributions

1. Recent match thread (Club World Cup vs. Man City — June 26, 2025)
• In post #41, ALC chimed in:
“Dazn is free my brother.”  
• A casual, helpful reply providing streaming info — not deeply analytical, but friendly and engaged.

2. Historical thread (Claudio Marchisio — October 30, 2011)
• ALC posted some edgy, offbeat comments (part of light banter), e.g.:
“Kasaki should just cop Adriano’s jersey in exchange of a bj…”   
• Indicates a willingness to be humorous and sometimes provocative.

3. Tactical discussion (Massimiliano Allegri — March 7, 2018)
• Reflecting on Allegri’s strategy, ALC wrote:
“He really does remind me of Belichick with the way he adjusts his teams and how he plays to his opponent’s weakness. The only difference is that he doesn’t have a Brady.” 
• Shows ALC participates in tactical threads and contributes thoughtful comparisons.



Persona Snapshot
• Longtime & high-activity member — roleOhaulick with ~46k messages
• Personality: Mix of friendly advice, humor, rough-around-the-edges quips, and occasional insightful observations
• Engagement: Across a wide range of forum areas — streaming/organizational help, banter in legends threads, and thoughtful sports analysis



✅ Summary

ALC is a well-known, highly active community member on Juventuz. They strike a mix between:
• Helpful advice (e.g., streaming tips),
• Edgy humour in informal threads,
• Tactical insights in deeper discussions.
 

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