What Are You Doing Right Now? (283 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

You fucked it up, god damnit.

I wasn't responsible for that night, but I was kind of at fault, I think. In any case, you fucked it up, we could have all been Spartacus and taken the fall.

But no, your fucking Kit-Kat ass had to fuck it up.

 

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[.zero]

I take full satisfaction in this baseless accusation

 

[swag]

But this is funny…

https://www.theshovel.com.au/2023/04/12/dalai-lama-welcomed-into-catholic-church/

 

[X Æ A-12]

They canceled the free lunch delivery program at work so i guess i will now work from home 5 days a week

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Why would you not have done that anyway?

 

[.zero]

Perhaps he enjoys office politics in-person

 

[U Picciriddu]

I love Elon

 

[Siamak]

What happened to me?
Since I've been following Wanda on Instagram, my sex drive has increased tremendously. I don't know if it's either normal or not but my penis gets multiple erections during the day. Last night i had dream that having sex with a white and blonde who wore red shirt and morning i woke up with some ice cream on my boxers. I have tried to make myself dream about her for months because I believe that if i dream about her, she will dream about me.

 

[U Picciriddu]

What happened to me?
Since I've been following Wanda on Instagram, my sex drive has increased tremendously. I don't know if it's either normal or not but my penis gets multiple erections during the day. Last night i had dream that having sex with a white and blonde who wore red shirt and morning i woke up with some ice cream on my boxers. I have tried to make myself dream about her for months because I believe that if i dream about her, she will dream about me.

It’s okay son this phase in your life they call puberty, some hair will grow down there aswel

 

[Siamak]

It’s okay son this phase in your life they call puberty, some hair will grow down there aswel

This (along with stop motion) is what I always dreamed of doing with my toys when I was little.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Good afternoon, average Muslim man.

 

[X Æ A-12]

This (along with stop motion) is what I always dreamed of doing with my toys when I was little.

Why cant you just charm some fatemah and get her to wear a blonde wig for you during sex?

Once you've charmed them enough women will do pretty much anything you want sexually

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Out of marriage?

 

[X Æ A-12]

Why not?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I mean, I do that shit weekly, bruh. I mean Mr. Mecca up there.

 

[X Æ A-12]

I figure hes not that devout if he's in here describing his sexual obsession with wanda on a daily basis

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

@Siamak

Do you shower directly after masturbating, or do you just go about your day?

 

[Siamak]

@Siamak

Do you shower directly after masturbating, or do you just go about your day?

I take shower which in islam called Ghusl

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Why cant you just charm some fatemah and get her to wear a blonde wig for you during sex?

Once you've charmed them enough women will do pretty much anything you want sexually

I like natural, blonde should be blonde. if someone just make up herself or colored her hair , I wouldn’t feel like I’d flirted.

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I figure hes not that devout if he's in here describing his sexual obsession with wanda on a daily basis

Give me your american blondes and i'd give up on islam.

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Learn English with blonde.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Dude, give up on Islam.

I got mad blondes here that would make chitty chitty bang bang sank you POW with you.

 

[Siamak]

have you ever tried to slap them with your dick?