What Are You Doing Right Now? (344 Viewers)

[IliveForJuve]

Managed to get a promotion in just 10 months

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What up, queers?

 

[.zero]

What up, queers?

Still excluding trans entities

 

[Seven]

Managed to get a promotion in just 10 months

You're Ecuadorian now?

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I'm going to 'bate and ejack all into Andries' socks and shoes to breed his feet.

Egg cells alone can't grow babies though. You need sperm for that too.

 

[swag]

Not with my DNA you don't

 

[.zero]

Brilliant counter attack. Game changer

 

[swag]

I prefer the term "transgame"

 

[.zero]

Is that a Japanese idiom?

 

[swag]

Japandi with a handie is how I like my home design

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Egg cells alone can't grow babies though. You need sperm for that too.

As a spider, I store my mate's sperm until I need it.

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Not with my DNA you don't

Flatworm Sherwin

 

[swag]

People who dis asexual reproduction just haven't mastered autofellatio

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Spermic Recycling Program

 

[swag]

I am a human centipede

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

A sexual ouroboros.

 

[.zero]

People who dis asexual reproduction just haven't mastered autofellatio

You know you made it when auto-fellatio is dragon you chase

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I guess Marylin Manson removing the ribs bit was true

 

[Bjerknes]

@Dru @AFL_ITALIA @Cerval @JCK

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

@Dru @AFL_ITALIA @Cerval @JCK

It might as well be considered comedy with some of the stuff that gets reported.

 

[swag]

I use Flipbored a bit. A great strategy has been to combine "normie" news sources with ridiculous parody sources. The challenge is to determine if a headline is real or not. A worthy exercise.

 

[U Picciriddu]

It might as well be considered comedy with some of the stuff that gets reported.

I dont understand it

 

[swag]

I don't understand touchless carwashes unless they include lap dances.