What Are You Doing Right Now? (251 Viewers)

[Osman]

Are you still prank calling your buddy Joe Cole?

Tell me more.


Like right now.

 

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[.zero]

It entails a trip to D.C. and a hotel

It’s better if Burke tells the story since he’s the protagonist

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I got drunk and was going to a game in DC against DC United and Chelsea in a friendly. Andy found out where the team was staying and I called Joe Cole's room and left a message. After the match I saw him, Terry, Lampard, GOOOOOODjohnsssssson, Ballack, and Joe Cole was about a meter away from me. This was probably 2006, I'm sure we posted the story in much more detail then, but I repeated something I said in the voicemail, like, "Leave Freddy (Adu) alone!" or some shit. He stopped signing autographs and looked up, "WAS THAT YOU, MATE??? FUCKING HELL..." then we laughed and I gave him a pound and got an autograph. It was pretty dope, but Hambon sneaking onto the Juve team bus blows that out of the water.

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Tell me more.


Like right now.

You can go back and find those posts, I called and left voicemails for half of the team.

 

[.zero]

Dom vi szn about to kickoff

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I mean NFL szn

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What's that? Worth watching?

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I wish the AZN bitch season was on my assnuts.

Also, the championship for BattleBots is on right now.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Fuck me im drunf

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Yea, it mad early in grey world.

 

[Osman]

Fuck me im drunf

 

[Dostoevsky]

I have days off and one of my best friends got his first baby daughterrrrrr fuckkk it

 

[Enron]

Ironically I live directly across the river from that W now

come visit and we can pollute jersey even more than it’s own inhabitants do

i just remembered that I hooked up with his cousin on that trip

 

[swag]

I make fucking katanas and write kanji on naked bitches.

He said manga, not maga.

What queen?

Dis

Beeyotch is eating holes in the Juve defense.

Dru was always a dream

If he's wearing pants in the photo, it's one of his dopplegangers. He's like Saddam Hussein that way.

 

[.zero]

I’ve lived the latter part of my life trying to avoid getting Gaddafi’d

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

i just remembered that I hooked up with his cousin on that trip

Oh shit, that's right. Me and you got laid the same night. Straight ballering. Dru and Andy had to sleep together.

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Feeling like Michael Clarke Dunkin Donuts.

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Camilla Parker Bowles of Cereal Killer Mike

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

He said manga, not maga.

You know I can't vote because I'm a felon.

 

[U Picciriddu]

Does anyone here have a webshop?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Yea, check mine out at bad-dragon.com

 

[X Æ A-12]

I’ve lived the latter part of my life trying to avoid getting Gaddafi’d

The longer you live the greater the chance you will inevitably get gadaffi'd

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

The longer you live the greater the chance you will inevitably get gadaffi'd

Yea, but that's true of everything.

 

[.zero]

The longer you live the greater the chance you will inevitably get gadaffi'd

Thats some deep stuff

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Several sharp inches deep.