What Are You Doing Right Now? (1,132 Viewers)

[.zero]

Hey girls


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[DAiDEViL]

Just came back from playing futsal......my god have I become pure shite I was never super technical or anything but I always had all the basics down pat, my defense was always above average and so was my passing.

This time around I was 3 steps to slow on EVERYTHING! Sloppier than a Japanese style blowjob good god
So disappointed in myself.

I was by far worse player on the pitch Sturaro x5

You implying Disco-Stu is a bad footballer?

 

[.zero]

Dissing on Stu is blasphemous

 

[Dostoevsky]

Wedding invitation

 

[DAiDEViL]

Wedding invitation

Be the wedding photographer and make some extra money whilst getting wasted.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Be the wedding photographer and make some extra money whilst getting wasted.

Sure... with my phone with a shitty camera. Anyway, I doubt photographer will be a happy one

 

[Enron]

Wedding invitation

I don’t know about Serbia but weddings here are great. Free booze and easy pickings.

 

[macbk]

More than likely the wrong thread to ask in, but can someone guide to me a (free) link - Amazon video aside - to Black and White Stripes The Juventus Story ? English subtitles if applicable.

 

[Dostoevsky]

I don’t know about Serbia but weddings here are great. Free booze and easy pickings.

A crime nest.

Well, when you buy a present it's hardly free booze as you already paid your seat.

 

[.zero]

Be the wedding photographer and make some extra money whilst getting wasted.

Just don't do this

 

[Dostoevsky]

Just don't do this

Pff then it ain't fun.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Just don't do this

She can pee on my tree.

 

[Dostoevsky]

No golden shower, no fun.

 

[.zero]

Did Pirlo say that?

 

[X Æ A-12]

A crime nest.

Well, when you buy a present it's hardly free booze as you already paid your seat.

Just buy a card and put your card on someone else' present.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Just buy a card and put your card on someone else' present.

Knowing my luck it's either gonna be a bomb or a dildo in it.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Knowing my luck it's either gonna be a bomb or a dildo in it.

Better than a toaster.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Better than a toaster.

So you tried dildo. That's good. I guess.

Man, I have such a bad feeling about tonights match. I think it's gonna be horrible to watch.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Better than a toaster.

Or Soap

 

[.zero]

Better than a toaster.

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