What Are You Doing Right Now? (993 Viewers)

[Mark]

I'm not in Montreal.

 

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[X Æ A-12]

So an American took me to some sports bar or whatever - lots of tvs. Arsenal - Chelsea on one of them (surprisingly). We start talking about sports and he's like 'yeah i like soccer a lot! One of my favorite sports'. I tell him i wish i was in Atlanta for the Juventus game. 'Juve what??' Juventus, italian team. 'Oh, they good?' Yeah like top 3 in world. "Ohh, nice."
I tell him that Juve just bought the best player in the world. "Who dat?" Cristiano Ronaldo. "Oh he's Spanish?".
Some minutes later the MLS-Juve commercial starts airing - i show him. He was like Ohhh Jewve playing the ALL STARS they must be REALLY good that they're playing all-stars,huh??
I try explaining that it's just a pre-season game and MLS is not really that good and he responds with "Yeah i can imagine MLS is not up to their standards, Juventus plays in the world cup after all.".
Fun times.

Americans have a unique ability to catch EPL, Champions League, and World Cup games and still not know what a whoventus is.

I'm not in Montreal.

slam

 

[Mark]

You wish you were in Montreal.

 

[X Æ A-12]

You wish you were in Montreal.

bro I am in Bay Area, I am sure we have way more gay bars than you.

 

[Mark]

Americans have a unique ability to catch EPL, Champions League, and World Cup games and still not know what a whoventus is.


slam

and you make glowing pucks on TV because you can't see a fucking puck on the ice and try to make it spectacular.

 

[Mark]

bro I am in Bay Area, I am sure we have way more gay bars than you.

 

[Mark]

not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[Mark]

We got Johnny football guys...

 

[X Æ A-12]

not that there's anything wrong with that.

Nothing at all

Spoiler

 

[IliveForJuve]

are you sure it wasn't a gay bar?

He probably had a girly name like Cameron.

 

[Mark]

Nothing at all

Spoiler

seriously, I hear music when I see your av.

 

[Mark]

He probably had a girly name like Cameron.

I won't dare mention Cam. That was cheap.









@Hustini What's up man?

 

[piotrr]

You wish you were in Montreal.

What for? I'm not really into gay bars.

 

[Mark]

What for? I'm not really into gay bars.

 

[Wittl]

I'm not in Montreal.

But where are you and how come to that „an American took me to some sports bar or whatever„?

It sounds that he doesn't know you at all, if he has no idea about Juve. You met him in a hostel or on tinder?

 

[piotrr]

But where are you and how come to that „an American took me to some sports bar or whatever„?

It sounds that he doesn't know you at all, if he has no idea about Juve. You met him in a hostel or on tinder?

I'm near Portland, company sent me for some work. Know the guy from the hosting company for 2 days.

 

[Wittl]

I'm near Portland, company sent me for some work. Know the guy from the hosting company for 2 days.

Ugh, I hate to go out for a drink with such guys you get to know through work (not the guys from my company though, they're fun). I probably would have downloaded tinder and looked for Portlands girls instead ::

But nice. Piotrr makes his career

 

[Lapa]

Now I all the sudden have a fucking massive bruise on my left thigh...probably got some real muscle sprain last weekend.

 

[Nzoric]

Now I all the sudden have a fucking massive bruise on my left thigh...probably got some real muscle sprain last weekend.

You roofied your own drink again?

 

[Lapa]

You roofied your own drink again?

Pretty much.