You obviously have a decent private insurance though. For those not lucky enough to have that they dont have the network you have.
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how did you get out of it, the good old unexpected, unbearable diarrhea? I used to work at the local opera, whenever someone missed his scene due to drinking too much it was always the diarrhea 
Imma quickly describe the job, I was a mall security, night shift. I was alone from 9pm to 6am. I used to smoke weed in the security office daily, like on average 3 spliffs a night. I got to know one of the guys that worked at the liquor depot, he had a nice discount, I send him a 15$, he'd get us a nice 12 pack and a little mickey. Man lived in the neighborhood, so he'd stay late and go home when it's near oppening time. I used to get high at work on the nightly, and used to get drunk at work at least twice a week.
Anyway one faithful day I come to work, and I find out I get blamed for a whole bunch of shit that was completely unrelated to me, and said coworker made some serious attempts to get me fired. I was coming close to the end of my tenure there because I was going to have to leave that job so I could complete my teaching practicum, it was at least 2 weeks away. Once I was alone at work and closed up the mall doors, I got high and super drunk. Throughout that night I did not use the bathroom
I consistently sprinkled his uniform whenever I needed to relieve myself, I peed a lot. I eventually needed to poop, so I laid a healthy one lump sum deposit in one of his boots and wiped my ass on his uniform
I stopped peeing on his items around maybe 4am so it could dry up
I hesitated about leaving the poop in the boot, but in the end I valued one more paycheck before leaving then leaving with him knowing I pooped in his boot, besides he'd reek of piss and would walk around with my shitstain on his back while patrolling mall
Never got caught.
Coworker was a world class dick bag. He hated my guts and I wasn't his biggest fan either, he tried getting me fired from the first week I was working there. I ended up working there for at least a year and a half if not two years.
Imma quickly describe the job, I was a mall security, night shift. I was alone from 9pm to 6am. I used to smoke weed in the security office daily, like on average 3 spliffs a night. I got to know one of the guys that worked at the liquor depot, he had a nice discount, I send him a 15$, he'd get us a nice 12 pack and a little mickey. Man lived in the neighborhood, so he'd stay late and go home when it's near oppening time. I used to get high at work on the nightly, and used to get drunk at work at least twice a week.
Anyway one faithful day I come to work, and I find out I get blamed for a whole bunch of shit that was completely unrelated to me, and said coworker made some serious attempts to get me fired. I was coming close to the end of my tenure there because I was going to have to leave that job so I could complete my teaching practicum, it was at least 2 weeks away. Once I was alone at work and closed up the mall doors, I got high and super drunk. Throughout that night I did not use the bathroom
I consistently sprinkled his uniform whenever I needed to relieve myself, I peed a lot. I eventually needed to poop, so I laid a healthy one lump sum deposit in one of his boots and wiped my ass on his uniform
I stopped peeing on his items around maybe 4am so it could dry up
I hesitated about leaving the poop in the boot, but in the end I valued one more paycheck before leaving then leaving with him knowing I pooped in his boot, besides he'd reek of piss and would walk around with my shitstain on his back while patrolling mall
Never got caught.
Imma quickly describe the job, I was a mall security, night shift. I was alone from 9pm to 6am. I used to smoke weed in the security office daily, like on average 3 spliffs a night. I got to know one of the guys that worked at the liquor depot, he had a nice discount, I send him a 15$, he'd get us a nice 12 pack and a little mickey. Man lived in the neighborhood, so he'd stay late and go home when it's near oppening time. I used to get high at work on the nightly, and used to get drunk at work at least twice a week.
Anyway one faithful day I come to work, and I find out I get blamed for a whole bunch of shit that was completely unrelated to me, and said coworker made some serious attempts to get me fired. I was coming close to the end of my tenure there because I was going to have to leave that job so I could complete my teaching practicum, it was at least 2 weeks away. Once I was alone at work and closed up the mall doors, I got high and super drunk. Throughout that night I did not use the bathroom
I consistently sprinkled his uniform whenever I needed to relieve myself, I peed a lot. I eventually needed to poop, so I laid a healthy one lump sum deposit in one of his boots and wiped my ass on his uniform
I stopped peeing on his items around maybe 4am so it could dry up
I hesitated about leaving the poop in the boot, but in the end I valued one more paycheck before leaving then leaving with him knowing I pooped in his boot, besides he'd reek of piss and would walk around with my shitstain on his back while patrolling mall
Never got caught.
How on earth you were never caught? I mean the guy mustve had his fair share of suspicion on who that piss belonged to
These guys were world class idiots. They used to blame me and try to get me fired by trying to pin on me shit that had nothing to do with me. They never took in that I smoked IN THEIR office for over a year and a half, got drunk in there and barely did my job. I never had any complaints from anyone but them. They were typical losers that were stuck at a job and didn't know how to move forward, once they knew that I was using the job as a stepping stone, they got all jelly and mad.
The guy in particular was a brown guy who was a meathead, dude was swole as fuck, neckless type of d'sed. But he is was a very very short man
No joke he was about 5'3, he was proly shorter than Jewbinco. Those arms and shit were not natural either, he used to poke himself in the ass with steroids, he was as dumb as a brick too. The killer part was that he was a high school drop out, and he is (not even was, he's still there) working at the mall across the street from his old high school
Guy was banning and giving a hard time to the kids that played in sports teams, or that were around girls their own age. And he'd hit on underaged kids too, he was just a vile creature. Ugly inside and out.
When I left that spot about 2 years ago I found out that he was working there for since he was 18 years old, we're the same age. So he was working there 7 years, and now he's onto his 9th year there. No moving up, no wage increase, no ambition, nothing.
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I was mad only because I was getting notified by management about complaints about my own coworkers. I came on shift literally two hours before he came in and left my shit and hour before he does. We never see each other yet he complains about me almost daily.
Their go-to complaints was that I didn't do my checks. Throughout the mall there are several rooms that can only be accessed by security and mall maintenance, night shift has to go check on those rooms twice a night to make sure no leaks or anything, and that the reading on the meters were between specific numbers. I'd sign those papers right quick, as I closed the mall.
They never made those checks themselves, and I have always done it, and almost daily they'd complain to management I didnt do it. So i blessed them with my bodily fluids.
They never made those checks themselves, and I have always done it, and almost daily they'd complain to management I didnt do it. So i blessed them with my bodily fluids.
So Fr3sh was a shitty employee, who got high and drunk at work, but his coworkers complained about the wrong stuff that made him a shitty employee, so he pissed on the dude's uniform, shit in his boots, and wiped his ass on the uniform.
Very logical and rational thing to do in such a situation. :
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PS. I still love you Fr3sh, you crazy, wild bohemian.
Very logical and rational thing to do in such a situation. :
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PS. I still love you Fr3sh, you crazy, wild bohemian.
So Fr3sh was a shitty employee, who got high and drunk at work, but his coworkers complained about the wrong stuff that made him a shitty employee, so he pissed on the dude's uniform, shit in his boots, and wiped his ass on the uniform.
Very logical and rational thing to do in such a situation. ::
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PS. I still love you Fr3sh, you crazy, wild bohemian.
Very logical and rational thing to do in such a situation. :
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PS. I still love you Fr3sh, you crazy, wild bohemian.
