What Are You Doing Right Now? (428 Viewers)

[GordoDeCentral]

@Post Ironic I met some ballet dancer. Or ex ballet dancer. She's now into kizomba and tango. I met her (and nailed her quite fast) and saw that she's into art, spirituality and literature. She's even fun although she had a distrubing life. Anyway, to get the story short, I mentioned Tarkovsky and she had those puppy eyes, so it turned out she loves him. Shortly, I had the bad luck to meet her just before her birthday so today I ended up buying her Time Within Time. The hardest thing ever. I don't even have it myself it felt so hard to give it to her (the present!). I felt like crying.

Don't mug yourself, PFL baby

 

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[Seven]

This girl screams: "DISTURBED. RUN. RUN NOW!"

Seriously.

Too good to run away. She hot bro.

The crazies always are. I bet she's going to be into pretty much everything you are into. It'll be like you found your perfect soulmate. Or, you know, a mirror.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Have you already told her about having a red italic name in Juventuz forum? She'll be impressed!

Pfff, that change screwed my profile.

Don't mug yourself, PFL baby

What's that?

The crazies always are. I bet she's going to be into pretty much everything you are into. It'll be like you found your perfect soulmate. Or, you know, a mirror.

Not really. But what I like about her is that she's relaxed and comfortable with herself.

 

[X Æ A-12]

I recently moved and ran out of handsoap i brought with me so I'm using the Artisanal soap I got for Christmas now. Saved me when I had to take shit a few minutes ago.

I should apologize to basic bitch becky tomorrow at work.

 

[Enron]

I recently moved and ran out of handsoap i brought with me so I'm using the Artisanal soap I got for Christmas now. Saved me when I had to take shit a few minutes ago.

I should apologize to basic bitch becky tomorrow at work.

If you didn't get shit on your hands you wouldn't need soap. Fucking cuck.

 

[X Æ A-12]

If I squatted over the toilet and pulled my buttcheeks far enough apart i might not even need toilet paper

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

@piotrr

I was working on a jobsite near a bunch of Polish tradesmen and I must have heard the word “Kurwa” about 20 times in the space of 10 seconds

 

[piotrr]

@piotrr

I was working on a jobsite near a bunch of Polish tradesmen and I must have heard the word “Kurwa” about 20 times in the space of 10 seconds

The lower class you see, the more kurwas you'll hear.

 

[Seven]

Not really. But what I like about her is that she's relaxed and comfortable with herself.

I wonder if you'll feel the same way when you wake up to her smearing her menstrual blood all over your face as you wake up four months from now.

 

[DAiDEViL]

I recently moved and ran out of handsoap i brought with me so I'm using the Artisanal soap I got for Christmas now. Saved me when I had to take shit a few minutes ago.

I should apologize to basic bitch becky tomorrow at work.

 

[Wittl]

Didn't saw that.

@Kyle

 

[Enron]

If I squatted over the toilet and pulled my buttcheeks far enough apart i might not even need toilet paper

That's how a champion shits.

 

[Dostoevsky]

I wonder if you'll feel the same way when you wake up to her smearing her menstrual blood all over your face as you wake up four months from now.

Why should I wake up next to her?

 

[Seven]

Why should I wake up next to her?

Hey, I never said you went to bed together. Just that you'll wake up in her menstrual blood. Which she'll make you drink, because she wants to feel accepted.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Hey, I never said you went to bed together. Just that you'll wake up in her menstrual blood. Which she'll make you drink, because she wants to feel accepted.

Oh, but we did and it was fantastic.

She'll get the D when she wants acceptance.

 

[Wittl]

Hey, I never said you went to bed together. Just that you'll wake up in her menstrual blood. Which she'll make you drink, because she wants to feel accepted.

This somehow sounds like @Kyle's vw-wall.


@Fr3sh

 

[X Æ A-12]

Hey, I never said you went to bed together. Just that you'll wake up in her menstrual blood. Which she'll make you drink, because she wants to feel accepted.

Sounds preferrable to talking out her feelings with her. Just smear bodily fluids around instead

 

[swag]

@Post Ironic I met some ballet dancer. Or ex ballet dancer. She's now into kizomba and tango. I met her (and nailed her quite fast) and saw that she's into art, spirituality and literature. She's even fun although she had a distrubing life. Anyway, to get the story short, I mentioned Tarkovsky and she had those puppy eyes, so it turned out she loves him. Shortly, I had the bad luck to meet her just before her birthday so today I ended up buying her Time Within Time. The hardest thing ever. I don't even have it myself it felt so hard to give it to her (the present!). I felt like crying.

Wow. Kizomba - I hadn't heard of that. Does seem to fall far from the tango tree. Women into that are into sex standing up. This could be a wild one, but potentially worth the trip.

Dusan you are wonderful

Of course!

The crazies always are. I bet she's going to be into pretty much everything you are into. It'll be like you found your perfect soulmate. Or, you know, a mirror.

Yeah, that mirror piece is what I'd be concerned about. Never good when your latest gf simply adopts all your habits without having a stronger sense of their own.

I recently moved and ran out of handsoap i brought with me so I'm using the Artisanal soap I got for Christmas now. Saved me when I had to take shit a few minutes ago.

I should apologize to basic bitch becky tomorrow at work.

Oh, that's almost tragically funny.

The lower class you see, the more kurwas you'll hear.

Damn, I need to know more about the Polish kurwa...

That's how a champion shits.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Wow. Kizomba - I hadn't heard of that. Does seem to fall far from the tango tree. Women into that are into sex standing up. This could be a wild one, but potentially worth the trip.

There are many variations of kizomba but majority are slow paced and with sexual movements. She likes everything. And I mean literally everything. She's wild and so far worth the trip. What I like the most is the fact that we're friends with benefits. She's smart so we can even talk for hours, sex is great, and I'm a free man. I just gotta find out if she can make good sandwiches.

 

[swag]

There are many variations of kizomba but majority are slow paced and with sexual movements. She likes everything. And I mean literally everything. She's wild and so far worth the trip. What I like the most is the fact that we're friends with benefits. She's smart so we can even talk for hours, sex is great, and I'm a free man. I just gotta find out if she can make good sandwiches.

haha! The key test!