What Are You Doing Right Now? (250 Viewers)

[Dostoevsky]

I'm supposed to go out with a girl from work next week.

Might be

 

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[Enron]

I'm supposed to go out with a girl from work next week.

Might be

Could be awesome. Don't be such a negative nancy.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Could be awesome. Don't be such a negative nancy.

I was thinking more like: don't fuck girls from work.

 

[Enron]

I was thinking more like: don't fuck girls from work.

Be zen about it. Right now, it is just a date. If it becomes fuck, worry about it then.

 

[swag]

got a date with a young psychologist that belives in 'oneness' (no not the law of one price) and is a vegan who don't drink beer.

this bacon fapping beer binging muddafucker is gonna have an interesting evening

1. Psychologist = her hobby is particularly going to be fucking with your head
2. Oneness = She's already banging the mailman
3. Vegan = Still too young to identify her own personhood, making her more susceptible to the old chloroform-on-the-handkerchief trick
4. No beer = again likes to believe in the illusion of personal control while really having no clue who she is yet

Sounds like a fun time.

I'm supposed to go out with a girl from work next week.

Might be

Or not. Go in like this isn't your first with a coworker, but be on the lookout for psycho-at-work signs that could inconveniently show up later.

 

[Nzoric]

I was thinking more like: don't fuck girls from work.

Well. You're not really getting paid, so it's ok. Just do it now.

 

[Enron]

1. Psychologist = her hobby is particularly going to be fucking with your head
2. Oneness = She's already banging the mailman
3. Vegan = Still too young to identify her own personhood, making her more susceptible to the old chloroform-on-the-handkerchief trick
4. No beer = again likes to believe in the illusion of personal control while really having no clue who she is yet

Remind me to run all future girls by you before dating.

 

[king Ale]

I'm supposed to go out with a girl from work next week.

Might be

Dusan, one of the very few people here I'm interested in reading their dating/love stories

 

[Enron]

Dusan, one of the very few people here I'm interested in reading their dating/love stories

Haha me too. Dusan is living the Russian Romantic life.

 

[piotrr]

Happy easter Tuzzers

 

[Dostoevsky]

Be zen about it. Right now, it is just a date. If it becomes fuck, worry about it then.

Or not. Go in like this isn't your first with a coworker, but be on the lookout for psycho-at-work signs that could inconveniently show up later.

I like how that sounds.

Well. You're not really getting paid, so it's ok. Just do it now.

I actually haven't thought about that. So that's a great advice. Now I feel like I need to do it.

Dusan, one of the very few people here I'm interested in reading their dating/love stories

And one of the few you'd actually date.

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Spoiler

And now you're smiling

Spoiler

which settles it

 

[swag]

Remind me to run all future girls by you before dating.

Any time, sir.

Dusan, one of the very few people here I'm interested in reading their dating/love stories

Ah, Hoori, my love! Totally agreed.

I like how that sounds.



I actually haven't thought about that. So that's a great advice. Now I feel like I need to do it.



And one of the few you'd actually date.

Spoiler

Spoiler

And now you're smiling

Spoiler

which settles it

 

[Maddy]

1. Psychologist = her hobby is particularly going to be fucking with your head
2. Oneness = She's already banging the mailman
3. Vegan = Still too young to identify her own personhood, making her more susceptible to the old chloroform-on-the-handkerchief trick
4. No beer = again likes to believe in the illusion of personal control while really having no clue who she is yet

Sounds like a fun time.

5. Is a slut

My only criteria.

 

[swag]

5. Is a slut

My only criteria.

If she's going to hook up with you, isn't that like a prerequisite?

 

[Post Ironic]

@Fr3sh

Watching 3 hummingbirds battle it out for supremacy in my garden. Violent mofos when there are flowers and a feeder at stake.

 

[DAiDEViL]

@Fr3sh

Watching 3 hummingbirds battle it out for supremacy in my garden. Violent mofos when there are flowers and a feeder at stake.

You are a feeder?

 

[Post Ironic]

You are a feeder?

Nah. That's @Fr3sh's thing when he thinks his girl has gone from fat to just chubby.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Saw a huge bumblebee in the garden today. Do you think he'd battle the humming birds?

 

[Fr3sh]

Nah. That's @Fr3sh's thing when he thinks his girl has gone from fat to just chubby.

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@Fr3sh

Watching 3 hummingbirds battle it out for supremacy in my garden. Violent mofos when there are flowers and a feeder at stake.

Release a feral cat, or an aggressive cat on them

 

[DAiDEViL]

Release a feral cat, or an aggressive cat on them

Gonna release a Harpy eagle on your cat.