What Are You Doing Right Now? (311 Viewers)

[Zacheryah]

The spoiler came in handy, you are fucken ugly.

I see you figured out why i used it in the first place. Great job

 

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[Quetzalcoatl]

Dusan makes me feel lucky to live in Bolivia (although I think it's a shithole).

I've had 4 job interviews in my entire life and only one of the firms didn't want to hire me. I accepted 2 of those jobs and had to turn one down because I had already taken another job.

Funny thing is, that one bad interview I had was because the interviewers were noobs. I was glad they didn't call me later.

Life's easy when you're an heir to a cocaine empire.

 

[Zacheryah]

Did Lukaku beat you?

No, in fact we dont have alot of african people training currently.

Sad really, they are great sports.

 

[swag]

Did Lukaku beat you?

Pronounced "Did Lou Cock You?"

 

[swag]

On that note, let me just say that I love it when you invite a girl to a formal work event, she asks what she should wear, and you tell her to bring something strapless...

...and she brings a dildo. umpkin:

 

[ALC]

Turns out I'm gonna be a daddy.

Time for this boy to become a man!!!

Fuckin' A m8. you dun' goofed up. But seriously, congrats. raise the little fucker well.

I am getting married in six days. Nervous AF. not about the wedding but about the marriage. no doubts about the man but damn there's no exit strategy ya know ? this is it.

I have a confession I have not watched a single Juve match in full since the loss to Bayern. I don't know why but that match cut so deep.

goddamn it, another good one gone.

hope it's a happy one.

Turns out I got a new job as well, employed for the first time since I was about 20

whats the job

Just finished competition. Decent progress. Popped bloodveigns all over upper body tho

Spoiler

damn dude, wtf

On that note, let me just say that I love it when you invite a girl to a formal work event, she asks what she should wear, and you tell her to bring something strapless...

...and she brings a dildo. umpkin:

that's my kinda girl!

 

[Seven]

I am getting married in six days. Nervous AF. not about the wedding but about the marriage. no doubts about the man but damn there's no exit strategy ya know ? this is it.

I have a confession I have not watched a single Juve match in full since the loss to Bayern. I don't know why but that match cut so deep.

What do you mean? You fuck another guy and take all of your (ex)husband's money. If he tries to fight back, you claim he's stalking you and regularly forced himself upon you when you were still together. You didn't inform the police because you thought you were in love with this 'monster'. But now that you have ended the relationship and feel like yourself again you can see him for what he is. You go girl!

 

[Osman]

What do you mean? You fuck another guy and take all of your (ex)husband's money. If he tries to fight back, you claim he's stalking you and regularly forced himself upon you when you were still together. You didn't inform the police because you thought you were in love with this 'monster'. But now that you have ended the relationship and feel like yourself again you can see him for what he is. You go girl!

 

[Enron]

Nothing like sitting in my air conditioned hotel room, doing a little work on a Saturday afternoon.

 

[swag]

No pants, I hope.

 

[Enron]

None. Just working on lesson plans for the next couple of weeks. My tv apparently show Serie A matches. Might watch Napole - Inter in a bit.

 

[swag]

Living large, hombre. Living la vida grande.

 

[Enron]

That and I'm feeling under the weather. I have to be here until Monday and then I have to come back next weekend. So I might as well make the most of it.

 

[piotrr]

Exactly one hour ago my son was born.

Congrats bro! arty: Teach him how to run tuz.

Turns out I'm gonna be a daddy.

Time for this boy to become a man!!!

Congratsssx2 Now you can remember for the rest of your days that you get to know about your baby on the same day you saw an Antonio Wiggins gif.

Gonna be a great dad

 

[swag]

"That's not dogging, mate.... now that's dogging."

 

[ALC]

Congrats bro! arty: Teach him how to run tuz.



Congratsssx2 Now you can remember for the rest of your days that you get to know about your baby on the same day you saw an Antonio Wiggins gif.

Gonna be a great dad

Doesn[t even have to wait until after he's done to get a snack. The little bro is hooking it up.

 

[Maddy]

Congrats bro! arty: Teach him how to run tuz.



Congratsssx2 Now you can remember for the rest of your days that you get to know about your baby on the same day you saw an Antonio Wiggins gif.

Gonna be a great dad

Another day in the Zoo with Sören Meat Curtains and his kindergarten.

 

[Osman]

"That's not dogging, mate.... now that's dogging."

Lol, we were explaining dogging to a coworker yesterday (concept new to me too). She is fairly sweetly innocent and thought it related to breeding puppies, face so red when she found out.


Was horrified when we convinced her a park near her house is active dogging place, it's not true

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Dude, that's a prison!

On a positive note -- weather is amazing. I'll have a quick lunch and off to the river for a drink. But there's a freakin' marathon and I assume I'll crash with the traffic.

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Another one that didn't pull it out.

Congrats!

my sincerest condolences.

Congrats!!! Good thing you already got plenty of experience from raising ZoSo!

Congrats my man @Bianconero_Aus

Riot police everywhere in town today, all over the train station as well. Millwall are in town

Pretty bad blood with them goes back a few years. A bunch of them turned up in a minibus and picked out a random pub they thought they would take over for the day, picked one of the roughest pubs in Cov and got kicked to pieces and their minibus trashed. Things haven't been too friendly since then.

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Congrats, you raging homo.

Congrats!

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Give 'em 4-5 more siblings

congrats! i'm telling you it feels like nothing else.

boy or girl?

great news! another juventino/a for the world

Most importantly: a new Tuzzer.

My condolences

Congrats

There's always an exit strategy. In fact, remembering a little of that can help save a marriage. It's when you take each other for granted that things get scary. Congrats!

And yeah, I still fume over Bayern.



Just like when Big Ballz Bethany told you that before "plowing the field". :hearts:

Congrats!



Ozzie Tuzzers don't count.

Damn, nice dude

Congrats bro! arty: Teach him how to run tuz.



Congratsssx2 Now you can remember for the rest of your days that you get to know about your baby on the same day you saw an Antonio Wiggins gif.

Gonna be a great dad

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Cheers, you bunch of crazy, insane, maniacal motherfuckers.

 

[ALC]

Cheers, you bunch of crazy, insane, maniacal motherfuckers.[/QUOTE]

You didn't see my post, you dirty faggot?

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Btw, are all girls emotionally unstable and batshit crazy?