What Are You Doing Right Now? (175 Viewers)

[piotrr]

I got a minor concussion.

Tell me more because I have a major erection

 

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[Bianconero_Aus]

@<a href="http://www.juventuz.com/member.php?u=11593" target="_blank">Bianconero_Aus</a> before you do the time

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Such greatness

Bobby Digital knows how to get at me every goddamn time.

 

[Ocelot]

Yeah. They are literally the only reason I'm there. They are great.

But since they stole the laptop they ask us to pay for it, each should give 90e (stolen laptop had a price of 1000e sadly.. and I'll mention again that my wages are like 220e at the moment), which I find totally idiotic. 9 out of 10 of them signed the paper saying they are giving the money to the firm. I'm going back to work tomorrow and I'll be a second guy who'll refuse to pay. I expect a shitstorm and it won't be pretty. I don't expect a contract extension tbh. But I won't sell my ass to that tirany.

Jesus this is a terrible & horribly unfair contract clause...

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

"Why they put the dick in the pussy?

Fuck you!"

 

[.zero]

Where is that quote from?

 

[Enron]

Yeah. They are literally the only reason I'm there. They are great.

But since they stole the laptop they ask us to pay for it, each should give 90e (stolen laptop had a price of 1000e sadly.. and I'll mention again that my wages are like 220e at the moment), which I find totally idiotic. 9 out of 10 of them signed the paper saying they are giving the money to the firm. I'm going back to work tomorrow and I'll be a second guy who'll refuse to pay. I expect a shitstorm and it won't be pretty. I don't expect a contract extension tbh. But I won't sell my ass to that tirany.

Dude. Just steal a lap top every other month. Don't get caught and pay the 90 euros. Sell them shits on the street for 800 euros. That 710 euros in your pocket big boy. That's more than double your monthly pay. You're an economist, so you know if the market allows, a good businessman takes advantage.

 

[Fr3sh]

Dude. Just steal a lap top every other month. Don't get caught and pay the 90 euros. Sell them shits on the street for 800 euros. That 710 euros in your pocket big boy. That's more than double your monthly pay. You're an economist, so you know if the market allows, a good businessman takes advantage.

Das dat gangsta shit!!
Open a shop with all dem laptops

 

[Osman]

Dude. Just steal a lap top every other month. Don't get caught and pay the 90 euros. Sell them shits on the street for 800 euros. That 710 euros in your pocket big boy. That's more than double your monthly pay. You're an economist, so you know if the market allows, a good businessman takes advantage.

@Dostoevsky what this OG said

 

[Völler]

Das dat gangsta shit!!
Open a shop with all dem laptops

 

[Osman]

Das dat gangsta shit!!
Open a shop with all dem laptops

Then I'll call you and exort you for 30 percent habibi

 

[.zero]

Where you hoes at?

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Weirdest commercial I've seen in a while.

 

[swag]

Cartoon mucus, bladder explosions, rectums... all good stuff for selling ze drugs.

 

[Klin]

What's shaking?

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Tonight I got cock teased by one of the sexiest stripiest ever. She was amazing. Fucken hell. What a night.

 

[ALC]

Tonight I got cock teased by one of the sexiest stripiest ever. She was amazing. Fucken hell. What a night.

Nice bro. And remember, strippers are just slightly more expensive hookers

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Where is that quote from?

Miley Cyrus.

 

[swag]

Tonight I got cock teased by one of the sexiest stripiest ever. She was amazing. Fucken hell. What a night.

Everything but the Adam's apple -- unless she had her tracheal shave.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Sons of Anarchy is entertaining but the most ridiculously inconsistent show i've ever seen. "Oh you killed my best friend or relative im gonna kill the shit out of you./ major gunfight in public crammed california highway" next episode best friends by circumstance/ no police investigation

 

[swag]

Look at you, Mr. Fancy Pants, with your high minded "believable plot" mutterings, blah blah blah. Just put on a monocle and top hat while you're at it. The Monopoly game misses you.