Trying the shitty bottle of tequila I received for New Year's to go with my shitty bottle of whiskey I received for Christmas. Now all I need is a bad bottle of vodka to complete the trifecta.
I'm drinking a bottle of wine.
Backstory: Last night at the neighborhood NYE party everyone had to make a 2016 resolution and the best one would win a bottle of red wine. Mine was "don't piss off the wife". I won. I'm drinking alone tonight. Failed the first day.
Yeah, they're lazy indios so my mother treats them like useless sacks of shit. Our last maid didn't know how to cook, my mom told her "You have a husband and a son, yet you don't know how to cook. No wonder you've got no money" or something along those lines.
But I do side with my maids on this one. My mother is a crazy angry bitch.
She always tried to control everything I did. Nowadays she can't pull off shit like that because she knows I can walk out the door any time I want. And I don't wanna leave my parents' house (free food, laundry, etc) but I would if necessary.
Yeah, she's a power mom and a huge bitch. A narcissist too.
Our last maid didn't know how to cook, my mom told her "You have a husband and a son, yet you don't know how to cook. No wonder you've got no money" or something along those lines.