What Are You Doing Right Now? (85 Viewers)

[Fr3sh]

Why not?

 

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[lgorTudor]

damn. i’m with you (drinking aswell - Absynth, 80%. take a sip and you are drunk)

i got a funny story. i ended up confused.

i was like 17 or 18,
walking around in that huge supermarket...
suddenly a (i’d say 35 year old) good looking(!) east-european woman
(judging by her accent)
crosses my way.

stops.

takes a look at me.

says:

Spoiler

"i have a broken door knob at home, can you fix it?"

i honestly didnt know what to say

How did the story end?

 

[DAiDEViL]

How did the story end?

well, not where it should have ended

 

[lgorTudor]

well, not where it should have ended

Good decision, brah. 4 out of 5 times it's just a horny chick looking for a dickeroni.
But 1 out of 5 you'll wake up in a cabin somewhere in the Carpathians where rich businessmen pay a fortune to torture and abuse kids. Careful

 

[DAiDEViL]

Good decision, brah. 4 out of 5 times it's just a horny chick looking for a dickeroni.
But 1 out of 5 you'll wake up in a cabin somewhere in the Carpathians where rich businessmen pay a fortune to torture and abuse kids. Careful

lol
you may joke about it, but i was thinking the same.

...go with her...and once u have closed the door behind you (with the "broken" door knob)
3 guys beat you up and throw you into the mercedes parking in the backyard.

 

[lgorTudor]

lol
you may joke about it, but i was thinking the same.

...go with her...and once u have closed the door behind you (with the "broken" door knob)
3 guys beat you up and throw you into the mercedes parking in the backyard.

I never joke about the Carpathians. They're like huge and fuck you up if they feel you're making fun of them

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Nikola... Sorry to about the crash, bro. But you're a tough guy and you'll be back pounding cakes soon enough. Till then, don't be too hard on yourself.

 

[Salvo]

 

[Mohad]

Fucking insomnia!

 

[.zero]

Yoohooo

 

[Fr3sh]

Fucking insomnia!

Just burn a stick, you'll sleep like a baby

Yoohooo

What it do yo!?!

 

[.zero]

@Fr3sh figuring out what to order

https://www.eazeup.com/#/menu

 

[Fr3sh]

@Fr3sh figuring out what to order

https://www.eazeup.com/#/menu

3 ounces of each pls

 

[Fred]

Happened to me once, it was an isreali girl that worked in a booth in the mall. She was the sexiest thing (so gross in hindsight fucking bitch) i have ever seen ( ), I walked up to her, and I got trashed Zoric style. You just take it man, ain't nothing you can do really. But man did she destroy me on the inside, she gave me a look of disgust (im a handsome charming guy like y u do dis) and I still remember that look and I don't even remember her ass ( which was amazing, but I don't remember it, ususally I remember asses pretty well)

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YEEEESSS take me with you!!

I dissapoint mane

 

[Fr3sh]

I dissapoint mane

Bro, when it comes to pussy.....I don't discriminate.



















































I've had my punishment though...

 

[Hængebøffer]

@Salvo - Are you in Copenhagen?

 

[swag]

@Salvo - Are you in Copenhagen?

Big Balls Bethany gave me a card like that once just before she took off her unitard.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Bro, when it comes to pussy.....I don't discriminate.

...you might bang against a huge brickwall once she finds out you are
muslim and closes her border down south

 

[.zero]

...you might bang against a huge brickwall once she finds out you are
muslim and closes her border down south

Would that prompt for an invasion across the border?

 

[Osman]

I'm watching Marta Stewart roasting Justin Bieber (and other celebs/comedians), shit, this old school bitch is legit