What Are You Doing Right Now? (89 Viewers)

[Nzoric]

But did she even smile after she said it? Or did she have that cold hearted look on her face? Give us some details Nizzy FFS.

Yeah she smiled quickly after. Dude how can I give you details, I'm sitting here feeling like I just walked out alive from a car crash - it's all a blur.

She asked me what I expected her to do after I told her this, and I told her that I'd think it'd be a great idea if we went and got a coffee or a drink and just kind of hung out, learned each other to know. Then she went into some pseudo explanation stating that if I knew her I'd know why it wasn't a possibility (she's not seeing anyone and hasn't for the last year or so). What shitty answer.

 

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She joined ISIS?

 

[Dostoevsky]

Ali bas. Posra mi se zena na zivot a cak je neznam. Brate kada se nasmije...

Zlo i naopako, znam tacno o cemu pricas. Ja imam jednu kad god je vidim da se nasmeje... uvek pomislim da mi trebaju pelene za nju.

Uf a ja sam expert za to bedacenje zbog nekih koje maltene ne poznajes, najveci mentol ikada doktor platonske ljubavi lol

 

[Nzoric]

Atleast this tinderbitch keeps sending pictures of everything but the gash.

Damn, I can feel that Imma get my mysogynist on in the next few weeks

 

[Klin]

Yeah she smiled quickly after. Dude how can I give you details, I'm sitting here feeling like I just walked out alive from a car crash - it's all a blur.

She asked me what I expected her to do after I told her this, and I told her that I'd think it'd be a great idea if we went and got a coffee or a drink and just kind of hung out, learned each other to know. Then she went into some pseudo explanation stating that if I knew her I'd know why it wasn't a possibility (she's not seeing anyone and hasn't for the last year or so). What shitty answer.

Why didn't you ask her if she was a lesbian then? That's what I would've said, with a smile on my face of course.

 

[Nzoric]

Zlo i naopako, znam tacno o cemu pricas. Ja imam jednu kad god je vidim da se nasmeje... uvek pomislim da mi trebaju pelene za nju.

Uf a ja sam expert za to bedacenje zbog nekih koje maltene ne poznajes, najveci mentol ikada doktor platonske ljubavi lol

hahah, ajde makar me neko kapira. Vjeruj mi dusko da sam vise puta zamisljao kaku cu je povesti kuci i upoznati sa roditeljima nego sto sam mislio da je kresnem. HAOS.

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Why didn't you ask her if she was a lesbian then? That's what I would've said, with a smile on my face of course.

rational explanation: because I need to uphold a somewhat professional relationship with her

irrational explanation: because I'm hoping that she is sitting at home right now thinking it through again, going "wait, dno this guy really. he was kind of awesome with the honesty - perhaps he be difrnt"

 

[Fr3sh]

Yeah she smiled quickly after. Dude how can I give you details, I'm sitting here feeling like I just walked out alive from a car crash - it's all a blur.

She asked me what I expected her to do after I told her this, and I told her that I'd think it'd be a great idea if we went and got a coffee or a drink and just kind of hung out, learned each other to know. Then she went into some pseudo explanation stating that if I knew her I'd know why it wasn't a possibility (she's not seeing anyone and hasn't for the last year or so). What shitty answer.

She wants the d.

Like if she just stopped at that, it would've been just that, but she went on with cheap explanations, bro just whip out your deck in front of her.

I was never good with pick up lines. Alcohol helped a lot.

just start dancing around them, and sing.

like this

@JuveJay

yeah, that’s what i’d say today

is too late your not 17 anymore and she's not in her mid 30's anymore, you fucked up for life bro. hope you have nightmares about it. I would if i fucked up like that....like shiiiit. what a way to kill the early days of your manhood.

 

[Dostoevsky]

hahah, ajde makar me neko kapira. Vjeruj mi dusko da sam vise puta zamisljao kaku cu je povesti kuci i upoznati sa roditeljima nego sto sam mislio da je kresnem. HAOS.

Ne sto te kapiram nego mi se to toliko puta desilo, a nekad i toliko trajalo da mi nebi verovao. To i jeste inace najveci kanal kod nas muskaraca mentola, vizuelna zamisljanja kako je drzis za ruku dok idete plazom a sunce sija. Nista gore da stvoris neki osecaj o devojci da je boginja, a ustvari ona antihrist (posle nece ni pomoci sta god da cujes lose vezano za nju, ti ima da mislis kako seru i da nije istina). Mada je extra ako izvalis da je devojka debil, nedo ti Bog da je devojka super i cujes sve najbolje o njoj. U tom slucaju ti zelim svu srecu ovoga sveta

 

[Nzoric]

She wants the d.

Like if she just stopped at that, it would've been just that, but she went on with cheap explanations, bro just whip out your deck in front of her.

She is sitting at home right now falling hoplessly in love with me. can feel it.

#whiskeyconfidence

 

[Klin]

rational explanation: because I need to uphold a somewhat professional relationship with her

irrational explanation: because I'm hoping that she is sitting at home right now thinking it through again, going "wait, dno this guy really. he was kind of awesome with the honesty - perhaps he be difrnt"

So you're gonna play it cool the next time you see her? Silent treatment?

 

[Fr3sh]

She is sitting at home right now falling hoplessly in love with me. can feel it.

#whiskeyconfidence

I'm telling you!!

She flicking hte bean so hard yelling ZOOOOOOORRIIIIIIIIIIIÌCC

 

[Nzoric]

Ne sto te kapiram nego mi se to toliko puta desilo, a nekad i toliko trajalo da mi nebi verovao. To i jeste inace najveci kanal kod nas muskaraca mentola, vizuelna zamisljanja kako je drzis za ruku dok idete plazom a sunce sija. Nista gore da stvoris neki osecaj o devojci da je boginja, a ustvari ona antihrist (posle nece ni pomoci sta god da cujes lose vezano za nju, ti ima da mislis kako seru i da nije istina). Mada je extra ako izvalis da je devojka debil, nedo ti Bog da je devojka super i cujes sve najbolje o njoj. U tom slucaju ti zelim svu srecu ovoga sveta

Kako tuzno kuku lele. koji nam je kurac? Da sam drugacije ovo uradio makar bi izasli par puta, ali se ne zafrkavam kada ima nekih osjecanja tu - jbt ako nemozes biti iskren i reci "u dusi mi je drago kada se nasmijes, i ako ja nista nisam rekao niti uradio - nego onako jebiga" koji kurac onda ganjas vezu? Od sada karam gimnazijalke izkljucivo, njima nista nije jasno i sve su kurve svakako.

 

[DAiDEViL]

is too late your not 17 anymore and she's not in her mid 30's anymore, you fucked up for life bro. hope you have nightmares about it. I would if i fucked up like that....like shiiiit. what a way to kill the early days of your manhood.

i know!

 

[Fr3sh]

So you're gonna play it cool the next time you see her? Silent treatment?

like dis

 

[Nzoric]

So you're gonna play it cool the next time you see her? Silent treatment?

No. That would be super weird and not in line with my personality at all. I'll come into work and do everything like usual, say hi and ask how her exams are going, if she got home okay etc. Make some hilarious joke that'll make the room laugh and then I'll go out with a smoke (usual work routine as I usually just hang out with the smokers). Thinking that portraying confidence is the best thing you can do in this situation, instead of making it awkward. She shot down a douche in the beginning when we worked and he made it super awesome, changed his entire style for her, started acting like a tough guy and kept following her everywhere - it was super awkward and I don't want that while I'm sure she doesn't want that. She can't help it that she has a smile of an angel and a big sexy brain to make us all fall like flies for her.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Kako tuzno kuku lele. koji nam je kurac? Da sam drugacije ovo uradio makar bi izasli par puta, ali se ne zafrkavam kada ima nekih osjecanja tu - jbt ako nemozes biti iskren i reci "u dusi mi je drago kada se nasmijes, i ako ja nista nisam rekao niti uradio - nego onako jebiga" koji kurac onda ganjas vezu? Od sada karam gimnazijalke izkljucivo, njima nista nije jasno i sve su kurve svakako.

Iz mog iskustva i iskustva svih mojih ortaka nemoguce je biti u vezi ako pokazes osecanja, a sigurno ces sjebati sve ako si ti prvi ko kaze/pokaze. Znas sta je najbolesnije? Ti budes u fazonu kako bi je drzao kao malo vode na dlanu, da ti dodje neka prepicka nebi je ni prevario, sve ti vrh. A ona... samo cekas dan da cujes kako te istovario neki pajser, kriminalac, fudbaler -- bas iz razloga sto ONA juri stoku neku da je samo iskara. I na kraju te debilke budu u fazonu "svi su muskarci isti". Meni to uopste nije jasno, haos kakve poremecene glave. Ja kad sam iznerviram i kad hocu neku da odjebem jer me nervira ona se uvek zalepi. To su kreteni. I treba ih samo karati, jer ovako ce te samo jebati, i to u mozak

 

[Nzoric]

Iz mog iskustva i iskustva svih mojih ortaka nemoguce je biti u vezi ako pokazes osecanja, a sigurno ces sjebati sve ako si ti prvi ko kaze/pokaze. Znas sta je najbolesnije? Ti budes u fazonu kako bi je drzao kao malo vode na dlanu, da ti dodje neka prepicka nebi je ni prevario, sve ti vrh. A ona... samo cekas dan da cujes kako te istovario neki pajser, kriminalac, fudbaler -- bas iz razloga sto ONA juri stoku neku da je samo iskara. I na kraju te debilke budu u fazonu "svi su muskarci isti". Meni to uopste nije jasno, haos kakve poremecene glave. Ja kad sam iznerviram i kad hocu neku da odjebem jer me nervira ona se uvek zalepi. To su kreteni. I treba ih samo karati, jer ovako ce te samo jebati, i to u mozak

ajde mi sada realno reci, hoces umreti sam?

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(kara me pice oprosti)

 

[DAiDEViL]

You just take it man, ain't nothing you can do really. But man did she destroy me on the inside, she gave me a look of disgust (im a handsome charming guy like y u do dis) and I still remember that look and I don't even remember her ass ( which was amazing, but I don't remember it, ususally I remember asses pretty well)

i consider to steal this for my signature.

 

[Fr3sh]

i consider to steal this for my signature.

feel Zoric's opener had more potential

 

[DAiDEViL]

feel Zoric's opener had more potential

maybe both?