Nzoric

Grazie Mirko
Jan 16, 2011
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Koja kucka mamu joj jebem, trebao si da je uhvatis za kosu i otreses o zid bre Nikola :(
ma u zajebanciji je rekla jer bas nije ocekivala, kontala je u principu da mi se uopste ne svidja s obzirom da retko pricamo. Ali jbt brate, ubi me do kraja. Kolko mi je muda i zaleta trebalo i kurac na kraju, sutra ceka u kancelariji pored masine za kafu. uf
 

Dostoevsky

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May 27, 2007
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ma u zajebanciji je rekla jer bas nije ocekivala, kontala je u principu da mi se uopste ne svidja s obzirom da retko pricamo. Ali jbt brate, ubi me do kraja. Kolko mi je muda i zaleta trebalo i kurac na kraju, sutra ceka u kancelariji pored masine za kafu. uf
Da da, kapiram, al bas kanal. To sutra ce biti jedna od onih situacija kad se foliras i pravis da te zabole a ustvari umires. :D Jebi ga, bas smor. Krivo mi ko da je meni rekla :D
 

Fr3sh

Senior Member
Jul 12, 2011
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I'll leave it at the opener, it only got worse from there.

"I think you have a cute smile"

"I'll never smile again"

:rofl:

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Or :cry: whatever
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

I would have smashed her face in. :shifty:
You seem to have quite the problem :shifty:

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Did she say it with a straight face? And how long have you known her?
I hope it was said with a straight face :rofl:
 

Klin

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May 27, 2009
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You seem to have quite the problem :shifty:

I hope it was said with a straight face :rofl:
Why did she have to crush his dreams like that? He went and politely told her that she has a beautiful smile. She could have seen that he made a lot of effort to make that step and she completely tried to ridicule him. Yeah, she'd have a problem.
 

Nzoric

Grazie Mirko
Jan 16, 2011
37,877
Did she say it with a straight face? And how long have you known her?
Worked in the same department for about 1,5 years, but I don't really "know" her, we've talked a bit more since I became single.

I think it was a defense mechanism as she feels it came totally out of the blue. It's what comes from having the cold slavic eyes - no one can read you :D

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Da da, kapiram, al bas kanal. To sutra ce biti jedna od onih situacija kad se foliras i pravis da te zabole a ustvari umires. :D Jebi ga, bas smor. Krivo mi ko da je meni rekla :D
Ali bas. Posra mi se zena na zivot a cak je neznam. Brate kada se nasmije...
 

Klin

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May 27, 2009
61,692
Worked in the same department for about 1,5 years, but I don't really "know" her, we've talked a bit more since I became single.

I think it was a defense mechanism as she feels it came totally out of the blue. It's what comes from having the cold slavic eyes - no one can read you :D
But did she even smile after she said it? Or did she have that cold hearted look on her face? Give us some details Nizzy FFS.
 

DAiDEViL

Senior Member
Feb 21, 2015
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On the other side it was such an epic crash that its almost awesome in a way. Once I start feeling sometjing inside again it might even become funny
damn. i’m with you (drinking aswell - Absynth, 80%. take a sip and you are drunk)

i got a funny story. i ended up confused. :D

i was like 17 or 18,
walking around in that huge supermarket...
suddenly a (i’d say 35 year old) good looking(!) east-european woman
(judging by her accent)
crosses my way.

stops.

takes a look at me.

says:

"i have a broken door knob at home, can you fix it?"

i honestly didnt know what to say :D
 

Fr3sh

Senior Member
Jul 12, 2011
37,260
Why did she have to crush his dreams like that? He went and politely told her that she has a beautiful smile. She could have seen that he made a lot of effort to make that step and she completely tried to ridicule him. Yeah, she'd have a problem.
Happened to me once, it was an isreali girl that worked in a booth in the mall. She was the sexiest thing (so gross in hindsight fucking bitch) i have ever seen ( :yuck: ), I walked up to her, and I got trashed Zoric style. You just take it man, ain't nothing you can do really. But man did she destroy me on the inside, she gave me a look of disgust (im a handsome charming guy like y u do dis) and I still remember that look and I don't even remember her ass ( which was amazing, but I don't remember it, ususally I remember asses pretty well)

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damn. i’m with you (drinking aswell - Absynth, 80%. take a sip and you are drunk)

i got a funny story. i ended up confused. :D

i was like 17 or 18,
walking around in that huge supermarket...
suddenly a (i’d say 35 year old) good looking(!) east-european woman
(judging by her accent)
crosses my way.

stops.

takes a look at me.

says:

"i have a broken door knob at home, can you fix it?"

i honestly didnt know what to say :D
YEEEESSS take me with you!!
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,790
damn. i’m with you (drinking aswell - Absynth, 80%. take a sip and you are drunk)

i got a funny story. i ended up confused. :D

i was like 17 or 18,
walking around in that huge supermarket...
suddenly a (i’d say 35 year old) good looking(!) east-european woman
(judging by her accent)
crosses my way.

stops.

takes a look at me.

says:

"i have a broken door knob at home, can you fix it?"

i honestly didnt know what to say :D
You tell her that you have a knob that is in highly performant condition.
 

Klin

نحن الروبوتات
May 27, 2009
61,692
Happened to me once, it was an isreali girl that worked in a booth in the mall. She was the sexiest thing (so gross in hindsight fucking bitch) i have ever seen ( :yuck: ), I walked up to her, and I got trashed Zoric style. You just take it man, ain't nothing you can do really. But man did she destroy me on the inside, she gave me a look of disgust (im a handsome charming guy like y u do dis) and I still remember that look and I don't even remember her ass ( which was amazing, but I don't remember it, ususally I remember asses pretty well)

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YEEEESSS take me with you!!
I was never good with pick up lines. Alcohol helped a lot. :D
 

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