What Are You Doing Right Now? (122 Viewers)

[Nzoric]

Tinder bitches on snapchat... oh lord I hope I dont get a daugher

 

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[Hængebøffer]

but humans are animals
heil anyway

 

[ReBeL]

It is been ages since I heard an Arab song that is abnormal...
Nice work...

 

[swag]

I have this girl that's about to come to my place soon. So Tuz what should I do? I'm freaking out over here. Should I make her some somali tea or what?.. and what do girls like to do when they come over to a guy house? HELP!!! And please don't say fuck her.lol I'm saving myself for a marriage..

Give her some Somali tea with rohypnol, Bill Cosby-style, and give out a big "Hey hey hey!" before you lay it on her with your fat stomach.

 

[Twenty---3]

Give her some Somali tea with rohypnol, Bill Cosby-style, and give out a big "Hey hey hey!" before you lay it on her with your fat stomach.

she still here so I hope it's not to late for that..

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Bro managing a bar in Trinidad and Tobago sounds fucking amazing! Dunno about doing it for a long time, but would still be a fun experience.

Wish you the best of luck bro!

You must have the image of it being a beach bar, with drinks served from coconuts and girls in bikinis with a sunset backdrop

Thanks. I just need a change.

 

[lgorTudor]

It's because boning dead animals is much better. $#@! animal - heil humans.

Have some delicious recipe

Spoiler

 

[Enron]

Now it made it to the American papers. It's the Zoo story all over again.

HoffBoff fucked a horse?

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Nizzy, ask your girl out.

Dule, fertilize her. Even if she says no.

Twenty, make her some tea. Read a newspaper before she comes over and talk to her about things. If it's rainy sit on your porch and watch it. Girls like that shit. If she touches your penis. Just go with it.

Fuck me. Martin should do a class for this shit like he did with Italian.

 

[Firestarter]

Holy fucking lightning shit, chances are big I'm gonna see that girl. Right fucking now.

Daiiiiiii! Play your cards right my boy, otherwise you gon be like...

 

[Enron]

Dule, Dule, Dule!

 

[Firestarter]

Dule, Dule, Dule!

He got this cuhz!

 

[.zero]

Yo yo yo

 

[swag]

Yo, Druski.

Looks like Sepp Blatter better lawyer up before his reelection. The U.S. Feds coming down hard on FIFA asses.

 

[.zero]

I heard about his potential troubles in here in the U.S.

He will figure out a way to Roger Goddell his way out of everything

 

[Dostoevsky]

Dont give up, its just bizzare you get stood up due to rain when Dule just posted he chickened out from a date due to rain

Not me.

 

[Seven]

Not me.

Don't let her toy with you like that. Remove her number and never contact her again.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Sure. I'm too good for her.

Oh ffs Andries.

But nah, it was not just that rain, it just messed up our plans and couldn't go. Meh. Some other time.

 

[Seven]

Sure. I'm too good for her.

Oh ffs Andries.

But nah, it was not just that rain, it just messed up our plans and couldn't go. Meh. Some other time.

Wow. You really believe that a girl would be held back by rain if she wanted to do you.

 

[Hængebøffer]

Countries (outside of Scandinavia) really got a fucked up mentality towards rain

 

[Dostoevsky]

Wow. You really believe that a girl would be held back by rain if she wanted to do you.

Wow. You can't read.