What Are You Doing Right Now? (181 Viewers)

[JuveJay]

Two day hangover

Hate getting old

What do you call an Irishman with a hangover?

 

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[Fint]

What do you call an Irishman with a hangover?

An Irishman?

 

[JuveJay]

Sorry, I was just thinking out loud, it was rather rhetorical.

 

[Fint]

I thought it was a joke

Was nice to be back in London this weekend , but didn't take long to remember why i left it.

Far too big for me, prefer my city / borderline big town

 

[Seven]

Not since I was like 5.

You lucky man. I've been constipated once. It was after a brutal ab workout. Abs were so sore I couldn't shit. These days I just work my abs through chin ups, that's how much of an impact that experience has made.

Seriously though, makes you want to die.

 

[swag]

The thing is it didn't like it was a smell. It sounded like it was an exertion issue.

Ah, Olympic feats of loaf-pinching strength. It's not just for Belarusians you know.

Not since I was like 5.

You haven't lived.

All it takes is a good surgery where you're on some good pain-killers for a while, and the next thing you know you want a hotline to Claudio's ass doctor.

 

[Salvo]

!Salvo moment of doom incoming Tuz!​

I'm going crazy over this armenian girl from work. She's worked there as long as I have, so about 1,5 years now. We've kept it friendly whenever we meet, smiling and saying hi. I hooked up quickly with my x when I started working there (she worked there too), but I've always thought this girl was incredibly beautiful with a smile from, what is starting to feel like, a greek tragedy.

Nevertheless, I've been single for four months now - enjoying my free time, getting into shape, going out, meeting new girls and generally being a manslut. We've kept it friendly, but about four times in the past months we've had a bit longer conversation in the kitchen during a break. Man I swear every time I make her laugh I feel like high fiving my self while doing the Charlie Chaplin jump. The issue is that she is so beautiful that it's intimidating, so I've a priori written off that anything will happen there. It's rare that I meet a girl that I feel is way out of my league.
Right, where was I, we had a bunch of new employees starting a month ago so our supervisors organised a speed dating thing, where we had to introduce ourselves and talk to everyone for a minute before switching seats. I was feeling in a good mood so I thought I'd act really datey with her and I made her blush, smile and look down once. It was adorable.

All the while I'm seeing this other girl, and this thing also has potential but I would throw it to the wind if I had a shot with the one from work.

I really feel like I should give this a go, I'm 100% sure that I will look back at all this with regret if I don't give it a shot, because it's 03:30 here and I'm lying awake thinking about her. Problem is that every time we have a break there is a million people, so I can't get 10 secs alone with her to ask her out. I don't have her number and she isn't on facebook. I have no idea how to tackle this, I don't even know which shifts she works.

There is this one guy from work that I'm pretty sure has her number, but he is an asshole and I'd really hate to text him asking for it - even though I want to ask her out tomorrow. Tuz, what the fuck should I do? I'm rekt over here.

/rant

Yeah ask her for her number you rapist. What were you going to call her and be like yeah I got your number from another guy? Gauge how she gives it to you, if she does. That will show if she is interested. Then just ask her to catch up. See what happens.

 

[Salvo]

@Nzoric you loser, just ask to use her phone and call yours.

Classic

 

[Seven]

Yeah ask her for her number you rapist. What were you going to call her and be like yeah I got your number from another guy? Gauge how she gives it to you, if she does. That will show if she is interested. Then just ask her to catch up. See what happens.

There's no need for gauging anything. If she gives her number she's interested. Jesus Christ, why do we need to complicate all this bullshit?

 

[Salvo]

There's no need for gauging anything. If she gives her number she's interested. Jesus Christ, why do we need to complicate all this bullshit?

Yeah well that was I meant basically. I'm half asleep.


I had a fucked up dream, well half dream, I was half sleeping half awake and saw a fucking shadow man that seemingly punched me. So I woke up. Or it was a black guy? @Fr3sh get outta my room man.

 

[Enron]

Salvo and Nizzy are worse than women. Guage how she gives you her number.

 

[Salvo]

I more meant if he has to ask more than once just drop it.

 

[Seven]

Salvo and Nizzy are worse than women. Guage how she gives you her number.

They mistakenly believe women are complicated. They aren't. You know how we want to grab a nice ass? They want to grab a nice biceps. You know how we like to fuck long and hard? They do too.

What makes it difficult for most men is that women disguise this for (probably cultural) some reason.

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I more meant if he has to ask more than once just drop it.

Fact of the matter is it all matters very little. Guys might think they're good at picking up women, but they're not. The only thing you have to do is approach them. Then either she likes you or she doesn't. Nothing you actually do will change that.

 

[Salvo]

I am actually extremely confident in picking up. I just make them laugh. Its pretty much that, approach, give them a shot to show interest. If they do go for it, if not walk away.

 

[Enron]

They mistakenly believe women are complicated. They aren't. You know how we want to grab a nice ass? They want to grab a nice biceps. You know how we like to fuck long and hard? They do too.

What makes it difficult for most men is that women disguise this for (probably cultural) some reason.

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Fact of the matter is it all matters very little. Guys might think they're good at picking up women, but they're not. The only thing you have to do is approach them. Then either she likes you or she doesn't. Nothing you actually do will change that.

I don't know, I've met some girls that like to overcomplicate things.

Girl: "Aaron do you like me?" Me: "I just came in you, what do you think?".

 

[Seven]

I am actually extremely confident in picking up. I just make them laugh. Its pretty much that, approach, give them a shot to show interest. If they do go for it, if not walk away.

That's awesome. But the only trick you need is to realise that it's out of your hands. That being said, if you approach enough women, you will find girls to sleep with and have a relationship with.

 

[Salvo]

I don't know, I've met some girls that like to overcomplicate things.

Girl: "Aaron do you like me?" Me: "I just came in you, what do you think?".

Sex most always fucks with girls.

 

[Seven]

I don't know, I've met some girls that like to overcomplicate things.

Girl: "Aaron do you like me?" Me: "I just came in you, what do you think?".

Yes, because we've been making each other insecure for decades now.

 

[Enron]

I am actually extremely confident in picking up. I just make them laugh. Its pretty much that, approach, give them a shot to show interest. If they do go for it, if not walk away.

Don't try to cover up your bullshit Sal. Come clean and it will make you a better man.

 

[Salvo]

That's awesome. But the only trick you need is to realise that it's out of your hands. That being said, if you approach enough women, you will find girls to sleep with and have a relationship with.

Gotta buy a ticket to win the ol fucking raffle as they say.