What Are You Doing Right Now? (184 Viewers)

[swag]

Aren't we out of Kardashians by now?

 

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[KB824]

@Nzoric you loser, just ask to use her phone and call yours.
@King of Kings what am I supposed to see

Those videos I posted. Do you not see them?

 

[Seven]

Thats kinda creepy You seem to have a good repoire with her based on your own words, why not just keep up the casual flirting/natural small talks until you see a window where you can ask her out/get her phone nr directly instead.

A window? This is just asking a girl out. It's not some sort of highly difficult stealth operation. He's not killing Bin Laden.

 

[Osman]

A window? This is just asking a girl out. It's not some sort of highly difficult stealth operation. He's not killing Bin Laden.

Lol I said that only because they are cowokers and he said its hard to be alone with her at work. Can be awkward to ask her out in your every day sitaution at work around co-workers, but just get her alone, chatt her up and ask her out.

 

[Fr3sh]

!Salvo moment of doom incoming Tuz!​

I'm going crazy over this armenian girl from work. She's worked there as long as I have, so about 1,5 years now. We've kept it friendly whenever we meet, smiling and saying hi. I hooked up quickly with my x when I started working there (she worked there too), but I've always thought this girl was incredibly beautiful with a smile from, what is starting to feel like, a greek tragedy.

Nevertheless, I've been single for four months now - enjoying my free time, getting into shape, going out, meeting new girls and generally being a manslut. We've kept it friendly, but about four times in the past months we've had a bit longer conversation in the kitchen during a break. Man I swear every time I make her laugh I feel like high fiving my self while doing the Charlie Chaplin jump. The issue is that she is so beautiful that it's intimidating, so I've a priori written off that anything will happen there. It's rare that I meet a girl that I feel is way out of my league.
Right, where was I, we had a bunch of new employees starting a month ago so our supervisors organised a speed dating thing, where we had to introduce ourselves and talk to everyone for a minute before switching seats. I was feeling in a good mood so I thought I'd act really datey with her and I made her blush, smile and look down once. It was adorable.

All the while I'm seeing this other girl, and this thing also has potential but I would throw it to the wind if I had a shot with the one from work.

I really feel like I should give this a go, I'm 100% sure that I will look back at all this with regret if I don't give it a shot, because it's 03:30 here and I'm lying awake thinking about her. Problem is that every time we have a break there is a million people, so I can't get 10 secs alone with her to ask her out. I don't have her number and she isn't on facebook. I have no idea how to tackle this, I don't even know which shifts she works.

There is this one guy from work that I'm pretty sure has her number, but he is an asshole and I'd really hate to text him asking for it - even though I want to ask her out tomorrow. Tuz, what the fuck should I do? I'm rekt over here.

/rant

Quit being a little bitch and go get it yourself. What's this Greek tragedy you speak of?! I thought shit was gonna get serious like you trying to bang your boss' 10 out 10 daughter or little sister. Or you meeting an angel and she tells u she's your cousin, or she tells u she has aids.

Anyways just go for it man, it don't seem like you have no chance you already talked to her and there is a rapport that's already there. Imo it's good you didn't take her # right away, talk to her some more, eat outside of work do anything to kick out of work.

Hope she has a dick

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I'll do that if I dont get a hold of it today. Put an old friend on the cae today, he has some common friends with her so he is looking around to see if he can get a hold of it.

Don't be a bitch get it fr her directly. Don't go through others thats how shit fucks up

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Because I wanna ask her out today. Found her on facebook using a different name (had to read up on armenian surnames in order to track her down). Just need her to accept the request, then I'll write her my number and ask her to call me when she gets a minute.

Do it directly to her face. The thirst will seem evident specially if she has a different Facebook name and you searched and found

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Hopefully she gets offended and doesn't talk to you anymore.

:xfinger:

 

[swag]

Anybody want Kirk Hammett's old house?

http://blog.sfgate.com/ontheblock/2...ome-to-metallicas-kirk-hammett-rocks-the-mls/

Only $12.5 million. My wife was at a fundraiser there a couple months ago -- she says it's pretty nice.

 

[Enron]

Is it wrong to laugh when the guy in the next stall over loses his breath while taking a shit?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Is it wrong to laugh when the guy in the next stall over loses his breath while taking a shit?

Poor guy probably forgot to eat his share of fibre-rich food. Hate to laugh over that.

 

[Völler]

Is it wrong to laugh when the guy in the next stall over loses his breath while taking a shit?

Definitely. Have you never been surprised by the smell of your own shit? I'm usually surprised in a good way, and from time to time even impressed, but I do make the occasional stinker that makes me question my existence.

 

[Fint]

Saw Demba Ba, Niall Quinn, Damian Duff and the Barbarians Rugby team in the airport today, pretty cool

 

[DAiDEViL]

I'm all for ladies in trunks.

I have two in there right now.

 

[lgorTudor]

Eli Roth

 

[DAiDEViL]

Ask for her phone the next time you see her, pretty directly. Don't take number from that guy.

You'll regret it some day if you don't give it a shot bro.

i’m still pissed for something similar that happened to me like 9 years ago.

me and some friends went to an open air festival
(nothing big) and i met that girl i fell instantly in love with.

we were talking all nigh long, kept sitting in the grass (football ground actually), even
when it started to rain.

later, we were already alone, we were standing
in the middle of the football ground.
floodlight still on, still raining. about to say goodbye...

we’ve been staring into each others eyes like forever...

...well, it ended up in a fucking 3 minute hug cause i didnt have the balls to kiss her.

this fucking moment...the rain, the floodlight, the football ground...was perfect.
no cheesy author could have written it better.

and i fucked it up big time.

its still pissing me on.

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Eli Roth

not a fan eather,
just came to my mind.

 

[swag]

You're speaking my language.

 

[ZoSo]

Anybody want Kirk Hammett's old house?

http://blog.sfgate.com/ontheblock/2...ome-to-metallicas-kirk-hammett-rocks-the-mls/

Only $12.5 million. My wife was at a fundraiser there a couple months ago -- she says it's pretty nice.

I'll take two

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Definitely. Have you never been surprised by the smell of your own shit? I'm usually surprised in a good way, and from time to time even impressed, but I do make the occasional stinker that makes me question my existence.

Once the smell was so bad it made me throw up, it was like onions and ketchup. I was still drunk from the night before and had mcdonalds at like 4am.

 

[Enron]

Definitely. Have you never been surprised by the smell of your own shit? I'm usually surprised in a good way, and from time to time even impressed, but I do make the occasional stinker that makes me question my existence.

The thing is it didn't like it was a smell. It sounded like it was an exertion issue.

 

[Seven]

Is it wrong to laugh when the guy in the next stall over loses his breath while taking a shit?

You've never been constipated?

 

[Enron]

Not since I was like 5.

 

[JuveJay]

You've never been constipated?

Not since he went to Mexico, at least.

 

[Fint]

Two day hangover

Hate getting old