it's probably why he hates Llorente so much too. Cause he wishes every night that he could be 1/10 that sexy so he wouldnt be alone tugging on his tiny little persian pecker while, somewhere in Italy, Llorente is ramming his 10 incher into some supermodel.
Nah man, apparently the mall I work at now, some native dudes broke in 6-7months ago, tied up the guard and old brown guy and robbed all the cellphone kiosks.