What Are You Doing Right Now? (399 Viewers)

[Hængebøffer]

The idiots here banned animal sex. @swag

 

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[swag]

No more hænge bøffing for you?

 

[Osman]

And Turkey banned porn all together , Turk_Bianconero will have to resort to just getting off at horrid Inter games now.

 

[Firestarter]

And Turkey banned porn all together , Turk_Bianconero will have to resort to just getting off at horrid Inter games now.

Siniša Mihajlović freekick compilation

 

[.zero]

i think i know him

6 degrees of separation!

Sounds like a great name for a neighborhood perv.

It has to be top 5

And Turkey banned porn all together , Turk_Bianconero will have to resort to just getting off at horrid Inter games now.

Turkey is a great country

 

[.zero]

Tallywhackers

 

[Firestarter]

Tallywhackers

Had to urban dictionary that

 

[.zero]

What's really good?

 

[IliveForJuve]

I just found out I get to take free protein powder at the office.

 

[Nzoric]

I just made the entire administration floor at Amnesty Denmark laugh. Walking up there looking for our legal consultant when I see a smaller old man walking the other way in the hall, he is looking kind of nervously at me and I've never seen him before. Confident_Zoric goes with "Hi, can I help you with something" like he is lost. Turns out he is our General Secretary

 

[ALC]

Only in Denmark would the General Secretary display such a lack of confidence.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Only in Denmark would the General Secretary display such a lack of confidence.

That's what happens to men in such feminist countries

 

[ALC]

That's what happens to men in such feminist countries

The General Secretary here would have him arrested for breathing next to him.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

The General Secretary here would have him arrested for breathing next to him.

Understandable. Nzoric has the permanent stench of teenage deck on his breath.

Luv u Nizzy

 

[Scottish]

Man seeks Woman for ongoing relationship (London)

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[Firestarter]

What's really good?

Coolin big bro

I just found out I get to take free protein powder at the office.

Ooo nice, whey?

Only in Denmark would the General Secretary display such a lack of confidence.

Man seeks Woman for ongoing relationship (London)

Your username reminds me of Laphroaig

 

[Scottish]

Your username reminds me of Laphroaig

You like Scottish whisky, eh?

 

[.zero]

I just found out I get to take free protein powder at the office.

I would certainly count that on the scoreboard

I just made the entire administration floor at Amnesty Denmark laugh. Walking up there looking for our legal consultant when I see a smaller old man walking the other way in the hall, he is looking kind of nervously at me and I've never seen him before. Confident_Zoric goes with "Hi, can I help you with something" like he is lost. Turns out he is our General Secretary

I'm left with so many questions

Only in Denmark would the General Secretary display such a lack of confidence.

That's what happens to men in such feminist countries

 

[Firestarter]

You like Scottish whisky, eh?

Everything in moderation

 

[Scottish]

Everything in moderation

Including moderation, right