What Are You Doing Right Now? (249 Viewers)

[Lion]

Btw I sucked it up and followed the unanswered message by calling her super cute and asking her out. It worked like a charm. Excite.

hate to burst your bubble but she's probably banging 3 dudes on the side while u wait for ur date.

she only said yes cuz she felt bad that life dealt you a face that makes shrek look normal

 

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[Hust]

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Just read the funny pics thread. Can't... even... no.

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Me too.

Holla at the Catholics!

Having my basement refinished and they are starting today. Guys have jackhammers drilling through the concrete to lay the plumbing.

Ffs not on Holy Week. Let guys drill your basement another time

 

[Hust]

 

[Dostoevsky]

Holla at the Catholics!

Ffs not on Holy Week. Let guys drill your basement another time

That's the thing.

This week is gonna be holy for him.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

That's the thing.

This week is gonna be holy for him.

He's gonna get nailed like Jesus

 

[swag]

Are you going to become a chef?

Nah. Just coffee.

You guys want to know why it's called "good Friday"'

Three less Jews? :rndh:

He's gonna get nailed like Jesus

Talk about the second cumming.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Three less Jews

 

[Nzoric]

hate to burst your bubble but she's probably banging 3 dudes on the side while u wait for ur date.

she only said yes cuz she felt bad that life dealt you a face that makes shrek look normal

 

[IliveForJuve]

Life is so wicked. My friend's sister was in a car accident last night and now has severe brain damage. Even if she survives surgery and wakes up from comma she'll never be the same.

She's only 17...

 

[Dostoevsky]

Damn, that's horrible...

 

[IliveForJuve]

Damn, that's horrible...

You know what the worst part is? The guy that was driving the car she was in was drunk and going at 120 km/h when he hit a Tundra truck from behind. And the drunk motherfucker is alive and well.

 

[Powis]

Life is so wicked. My friend's sister was in a car accident last night and now has severe brain damage. Even if she survives surgery and wakes up from comma she'll never be the same.

She's only 17...

Life is cruel. Pretty much the same happened to my friend. Just different circumstances. He jumped off the dock into lake and hit a piece of wood underwater. After that he never could move legs again as his backs nerves has been damaged.. :/

 

[Raz]

Life is cruel. Pretty much the same happened to my friend. Just different circumstances. He jumped off the dock into lake and hit a piece of wood underwater. After that he never could move legs again as his backs nerves has been damaged.. :/

I know at least two people who had similar accidents... Lithuanians being drunk near water...

 

[Powis]

I know at least two people who had similar accidents... Lithuanians being drunk near water...

True. Some people never learn their lessons or has a stupid desire to show how cool they are in front of somebody. Usually to impress girls. At least that happens in my environment. Just some guys were way luckier than the guy i mentioned above.

 

[IliveForJuve]

True. Some people never learn their lessons or has a stupid desire to show how cool they are in front of somebody. Usually to impress girls. At least that happens in my environment. Just some guys were way luckier than the guy i mentioned above.

this is exactly what happened in this girl's case and it happens a lot where I live. It made me think about how my friends and I have done some pretty stupid things and got away with it but you won't always be this lucky.

 

[Lion]

Having my basement refinished and they are starting today. Guys have jackhammers drilling through the concrete to lay the plumbing.

and will u be busy drilling the wife.

speaking of, pics of the wife?

 

[Hust]

and will u be busy drilling the wife.

speaking of, pics of the wife?

 

[Fint]

I know at least two people who had similar accidents... Lithuanians being drunk near water...

Were they mistaken for water?

 

[.zero]

Hey chimp chumps