What Are You Doing Right Now? (192 Viewers)

[IliveForJuve]

For the first time ever, I think, the opportunity has arisen for me to apply for a job that I would genuinely like to do:

The R&A, the governing body for the Rules of Golf worldwide (excluding the USA and Mexico), is offering a two-year position in its Rules department in St Andrews for anyone with a desire to become involved in golf administration.

 

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[Red]

Precisely.

 

[Dostoevsky]

For the first time ever, I think, the opportunity has arisen for me to apply for a job that I would genuinely like to do:

The R&A, the governing body for the Rules of Golf worldwide (excluding the USA and Mexico), is offering a two-year position in its Rules department in St Andrews for anyone with a desire to become involved in golf administration.

I think I'd rather chop off my balls.

 

[Red]

I think I'd rather chop off my balls.

I don't think there's enough money in that to make it a viable long-term career.

 

[Dostoevsky]

I don't think there's enough money in that to make it a viable long-term career.

Money is not all it matters.

Anyway, it's in your field of interest, you should apply. It cannot be bad as a starting ladder.

 

[Seven]

I think I'd rather chop off my balls.

Which golf club would you use to hit those balls off the tee, Red?

 

[Red]

Which golf club would you use to hit those balls off the tee, Red?

Depends on the hole.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Depends on the hole.

Your vagina!

 

[Seven]

Your vagina!

You want Red to slam your chopped off balls in his vagina with a golf club?

That is one weird scene.

 

[Red]

This seems a good moment to exit the discussion.

Time for some food, possibly penne pasta and pesto.

And then out for an evening of beer and intellectual challenges.

 

[Dostoevsky]

You want Red to slam your chopped off balls in his vagina with a golf club?

That is one weird scene.

We just scared him away.

This seems a good moment to exit the discussion.

Time for some food, possibly penne pasta and pesto.

And then out for an evening of beer and intellectual challenges.

What's that?

Doesn't indicate a woman nearby.

 

[Hængebøffer]

In the train and it's not moving, because someone wants to kill himself at the next station.

 

[Völler]

In the train and it's not moving, because someone wants to kill himself at the next station.

Where? I'm in a train too.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Why do European countries have so many public suicides?

 

[Dostoevsky]

In the train and it's not moving, because someone wants to kill himself at the next station.

lol...

I bet the reason is a woman.

 

[Hængebøffer]

Where? I'm in a train too.

Svanemøllen.

 

[Hængebøffer]

lol...

I bet the reason is a woman.

I actually don't know if it's a man or woman. A year and half ago, I was in a train where someone threw herself in front of the train.

 

[Völler]

Svanemøllen.

No worries for me then. I'm off at Nørreport.

 

[IliveForJuve]

I actually don't know if it's a man or woman. A year and half ago, I was in a train where someone threw herself in front of the train.

Holy shit! Did you like it?

 

[Osman]

In the train and it's not moving, because someone wants to kill himself at the next station.

A long standing Scandinavian tradition

There is a spot on the way to work with the train that's every 3 months has some delay due to suicide attempts, occasionally technical issues but too often someone wanting to off themselves. I usually didn't notice the reasons for the delays until some cynical passengers started saying "not again, go kill yourselves without making us all late to work".