What Are You Doing Right Now? (339 Viewers)

[Bianconero_Aus]

I don't open the bomb bay doors in a place like an airport public bathroom. :sick:

I know, having to use a public bathroom is the worst...but sometimes when you gotta go...

 

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[swag]

I know, having to use a public bathroom is the worst...but sometimes when you gotta go...

That's what the full body condom with the strategically placed perforation is for.

 

[Salvo]

Ugh, get well soon man.

Thanks

 

[Post Ironic]

God damn. I was trimming downstairs, clipped myself, and now my dick is bleeding like mad. How can so much blood come out of such a tiny nick!

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

God damn. I was trimming downstairs, clipped myself, and now my dick is bleeding like mad. How can so much blood come out of such a tiny dick!

 

[Post Ironic]

Micropenis!!!!

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

But yeah, I have yet to successfully groom meself without drawing blood.

 

[Post Ironic]

Feck. Imagine trying to "groom" with a straight razor...

 

[ALC]

Throwing some cold water in your balls helps sometimes. It tightens up the skin and that is always the part I have difficulty with. The shaft is easy as hell.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

That's such a Nzoric/swag way to shave.

 

[Post Ironic]

Throwing some cold water in your balls helps sometimes. It tightens up the skin and that is always the part I have difficulty with. The shaft is easy as hell.

I do the same. I don't even know how I nicked the shaft, not paying attention at all. Now I have this girl I've been seeing for a week coming over in 30 minutes, and I'll have to explain this shit. Dangerous times.

 

[swag]

Wear a merkin. You can start a trend.

 

[ZoSo]

I do the same. I don't even know how I nicked the shaft, not paying attention at all. Now I have this girl I've been seeing for a week coming over in 30 minutes, and I'll have to explain this shit. Dangerous times.

tell her you're on your period

 

[ALC]

I do the same. I don't even know how I nicked the shaft, not paying attention at all. Now I have this girl I've been seeing for a week coming over in 30 minutes, and I'll have to explain this shit. Dangerous times.

Use this:

 

[Zé Tahir]

Got me some Ittar (perfume) from this Arab shop in Queens and I smell so damn good. I wanna hump myself.

 

[Nzoric]

I do the same. I don't even know how I nicked the shaft, not paying attention at all. Now I have this girl I've been seeing for a week coming over in 30 minutes, and I'll have to explain this shit. Dangerous times.

In high school I was shaving my balls with razorblades. Not a straight razor but i still managed to nick my ball sack right on the boarder to the filet part. If I remember correctly, I didnt go out that evening as there was too much blood.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Popped a pimple on my shaft once. Blood pissed out everywhere.

It wasn't an STD though. (srs)

 

[Post Ironic]

Use this:

WTF.

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Popped a pimple on my shaft once. Blood pissed out everywhere.

It wasn't an STD though. (srs)

Bro. STDs are no big deal. We all hav'em, amirite m8s?

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In high school I was shaving my balls with razorblades. Not a straight razor but i still managed to nick my ball sack right on the boarder to the filet part. If I remember correctly, I didnt go out that evening as there was too much blood.

It took about an hour tonight to stop the blood. Felt like I finally understood what it was to be a chick on her period. I use one of those old-school combed safety razors with the single replaceable blade. Love those things, but man, so sharp, and so easy to nick yourself if you're not paying attention.

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tell her you're on your period

Solidarity with the females, eh? Ha. I'll be a feminist yet. @X

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Wear a merkin. You can start a trend.

I had never heard of this before. WTH. I feel like I've been missing out now. I want to experience the merkin. Both for myself and on others. I need this.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Not sure if it's sexual tension or I repulse her

 

[Dostoevsky]

There's no way people have topics such as ours at Tuz. Na, no way.