The party I went to last night was full of drunk violent stupid fucks. A lot of my friends got into fights. The best part was when a guy who attacked my friend while he was fighting someone else got the shit beaten out of him by a bunch of old guys

I was just standing there enjoying the show.
Anyways, by the end of the night some kid said I punched him in the crowd which I never did. The guy was just looking for a fight. Fortunately his friends kept him away from me and my brother.