What Are You Doing Right Now? (172 Viewers)

[piotrr]

Just sent this to my colombian goddess, and she laughed her ass off:
We are currently doing everything we can do get her a visa to stay in Norway, which is what the scene is about (UDI = The Norwegian Directorate of Immigration). We will make it, but in the scene it doesn't go too well.

 

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[Völler]

@ALC fuck off please

Stop the whining. ALC is not sending nasty gifs to disturb you, he's simply preparing you for life. And life ain't always easy. Let me give you a good example of how ALC's gifs have helped me: I was watching Nymphomaniac: Director's Cut yesterday which have a scene where the main character

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performs an abortion on herself with a knitting needle.

While everyone else around me was disgusted and turned their heads away from the screen, I simply grabbed some popcorn and watched the scene with a huge smile on my face. Without ALC I couldn't have enjoyed the whole movie. Thanks, ALC!

 

[piotrr]

@ALC still overlooks me in his PMs.

 

[swag]

Yearrrgh. Who else wants to walk ye plank today, aye?

 

[ĵџvє_вãвγ]

tonight i am going to Ankara to see my boyfriend!! ..***..

 

[Völler]

Yearrrgh. Who else wants to walk ye plank today, aye?

For how long is ALC banned for?

 

[swag]

For how long is ALC banned for?

336 bells, matey.

 

[Enron]

For how long is ALC banned for?

Mind your own business Flipper.

 

[Völler]

336 bells, matey.

swag, srs answer, pls.

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Mind your own business Flipper.

Stop trolling. It's a legit question.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Voller can you sacrifice yourself to free ALC please?

 

[Völler]

Voller can you sacrifice yourself to free ALC please?

Sure, why not.

 

[Nzoric]

tonight i am going to Ankara to see my boyfriend!! ..***..

Got room for an extra?

 

[Maddy]

Sure, why not.

y didnt u answer me on what you study-question??

 

[swag]

swag, srs answer, pls.

That was a deadly serious 'n accurate answer fer Speak Like a Scurvy Pirate Day.

 

[ĵџvє_вãвγ]

Got room for an extra?

for you? sorry ..***..

 

[Maddy]

ALC is such a virgin

 

[Red]

Utterly disgusted by the outcome of yesterday's vote.

How can anyone be so stupid as to make such a poorly though-out decision?

It's disrespectful to our proud history.

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I mean, really, why the fuck would the R&A vote so overhelmingly to open their doors to women members?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/golf/29246741

 

[Völler]

That was a deadly serious 'n accurate answer fer Speak Like a Scurvy Pirate Day.

I honestly don't understand why you can't tell how long he's banned for.

 

[Maddy]

fuck u føller and fuck ur sister!

btw alibaba chinese internet company. come the fuck on..

 

[swag]

Utterly disgusted by the outcome of yesterday's vote.

How can anyone be so stupid as to make such a poorly though-out decision?

It's disrespectful to our proud history.

Spoiler

I mean, really, why the fuck would the R&A vote so overhelmingly to open their doors to women members?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/golf/29246741

I guess they got tired of creating special passes for the strippers in the cafeteria.

I honestly don't understand why you can't tell how long he's banned for.

Shiver me timbers! I honestly don't understand why ye can't speak pirate.