I'm drunk at a work event cuz I can't drink at home,
Married a Muslim and I also gotta leave pork alone,
She told me to leave Israel-Palestine alone,
I said but all they use are military drones,
Gonna piss people off and hope I'm in the right thread,
X will ban me cuz I don't have STREET (@Dru) cred,
Sipping my beer dreaming of Sotloff's head,
Comparing his death to Schumacher in his bed.