Don't dis the R's words of wisdom here. You're thinking entirely with your deck.
Stupidity can be like body odor. Sometimes the stench can become so permeating and sickening, you'll never get to undo your belt before you chunder all over her hair.
Peluso... wow, must be a relative too.
But I can sympathize. I think most of us have been there with the surprise younger girl.
And she may be a 3 at 26. Sometimes they peak too soon.

Someone went epic when cutting down a friend of theirs.