What Are You Doing Right Now? (202 Viewers)

[ALC]

I wanna see it...Cunt.

Shouldn't have became a mod...

 

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[Salvo]

Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!

Just saw it

 

[ALC]

So what kind of jam do you think it was?

 

[ZoSo]

@ALC deleted. not looking at whatever it is

 

[ALC]

i don't care, bro. you're the one missing out.

 

[ZoSo]

sure

 

[Mr Chocolate]

@ALC Just saw the message,
you sick son of a bitch,
never change

 

[Fred]

@ALC , take me off your next mailing list, sick fucker.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

 

[The Curr]

When did @Salvo become a mod?

I think everyone's overreacting to that gif. Or maybe the internet has just desensitised me to that stuff too much.

 

[Powis]

No prob. It's usually called a "part", as in "part your hair" ...

or as in "Charlton Heston parts the Red Sea"

or as in "Arsene Wenger loves to part with Arsenal money when buying the likes of Sanchez"

@swag

Cheers. And what about this?

 

[The Curr]

@swag

Cheers. And what about this?

That one is known as "stupid looking".

 

[Salvo]

Ive seen some shit but its the eating and the soggy bread that gets me. I became a mod a month or so ago. Maybe longer.

 

[swag]

@swag

Cheers. And what about this?

No idea. He was trying to mimick a Spanish kid's brain cancer scars. (No, really.)

So my neighbor (the former US women's soccer league commissioner) comes knocking at my door at 10pm last night to politely see if we could turn down the noise coming from our shared wall. Her partner just had an infant and couldn't sleep.

Turns out it was Beyoncé and Jay-Z from five miles away:
http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/neviu...eyonc-could-be-heard-all-over-S-F-5673191.php

I should have told them they were performing in our garage.

 

[Völler]

When did @Salvo become a mod?

I think everyone's overreacting to that gif. Or maybe the internet has just desensitised me to that stuff too much.

Agreed. ALC sends me much worse stuff on a weekly basis.

 

[swag]

Agreed. ALC sends me much worse stuff on a weekly basis.

He does make my regular stream of sophomoric bathroom humor seem like a BBC documentary by comparison.

 

[Völler]

He does make my regular stream of sophomoric bathroom humor seem like a BBC documentary by comparison.

Nothing wrong with BBC documentaries.

 

[swag]

The Secret Life of Jam?

 

[JuveJay]

Hey guys, i am wondering how do you call this cut on head in English? It's obviously marked with red lines. Thanks.

We also call them 'tramlines' when they are shaved in, even if it's not double lines.

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@swag

Cheers. And what about this?

The 'Zoro', when he looks in the mirror.

 

[Zé Tahir]

No idea. He was trying to mimick a Spanish kid's brain cancer scars. (No, really.)

So my neighbor (the former US women's soccer league commissioner) comes knocking at my door at 10pm last night to politely see if we could turn down the noise coming from our shared wall. Her partner just had an infant and couldn't sleep.

Turns out it was Beyoncé and Jay-Z from five miles away:
http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/neviu...eyonc-could-be-heard-all-over-S-F-5673191.php

I should have told them they were performing in our garage.

"One woman compared it to an assault because it came into her home."