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I know, I know, just busting your balls.
What's up with you? How's the fams, the health, the babies and all that good shit.
I can barely take care of myself.Just busy with work, always the same this time of year. Slaving away for mo' money and missing the rare sunshine...
I've lost a bit of weight and trying to get a little hench. Howz about you?
Babies? I can barely take care of myself.
Just busy with work, always the same this time of year. Slaving away for mo' money and missing the rare sunshine...
I've lost a bit of weight and trying to get a little hench. Howz about you?
I can barely take care of myself.Just busy with work, always the same this time of year. Slaving away for mo' money and missing the rare sunshine...
I've lost a bit of weight and trying to get a little hench. Howz about you?
And the cigarettes, I tried quitting, no big success yet, but down to about 3-4 a day compared to a pack in a day and a half.
I tried shrooms not that long ago, shit was gross as fuck! I ate about 8grams, with chocalate on the side, and juice on the side, and all that bullshit. 20 minutes in, I puked everything out the aftertaste disgusted the living shit outta me. Never got the "buzz" off it.
Anyways, yesterday, I pretty much confirmed that white people scare the shit outta me! And it was a 21 year old white catholic female, that made me realize that. We were at the kiosk, slow day, we talk about politics and history and all that jazz. And we fall on a very typically canadian topic, aboriginal people. She goes on and justifies residential schools (they beat everything outta you as a kid, and it's been done for generations, last one closed in the 90's), then goes on to compare the japanese interment camps to what happened to the natives. Then she just kills everything, by talking to be about how sterilization should be something that we should strongly consider nowadays. Now mind you we are in a Canada a severy oversized country, where we might even say we are underpopulated and she talks to me about sterilizations.
I stopped talking to her about that, but man, that day, I was genuily scared shitless by a 21 year old female that was a third of my size.
Anyways, yesterday, I pretty much confirmed that white people scare the shit outta me! And it was a 21 year old white catholic female, that made me realize that. We were at the kiosk, slow day, we talk about politics and history and all that jazz. And we fall on a very typically canadian topic, aboriginal people. She goes on and justifies residential schools (they beat everything outta you as a kid, and it's been done for generations, last one closed in the 90's), then goes on to compare the japanese interment camps to what happened to the natives. Then she just kills everything, by talking to be about how sterilization should be something that we should strongly consider nowadays. Now mind you we are in a Canada a severy oversized country, where we might even say we are underpopulated and she talks to me about sterilizations.
I stopped talking to her about that, but man, that day, I was genuily scared shitless by a 21 year old female that was a third of my size.
@Dule90
Serbian definitions – Cows and life in general
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk
FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk
NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then
throws the milk away
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy
grows.
You sell them and retire on the income
ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by
your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption
for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.
SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to
produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why
the cow has dropped dead.
A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds,
dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds.
You still only have two cows.
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three
cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce
twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and
market it worldwide.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows,
but you don’t know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.
AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive…
Serbian definitions – Cows and life in general
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk
FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk
NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then
throws the milk away
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy
grows.
You sell them and retire on the income
ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by
your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption
for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.
SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to
produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why
the cow has dropped dead.
A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds,
dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds.
You still only have two cows.
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three
cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce
twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and
market it worldwide.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows,
but you don’t know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.
AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive…