What Are You Doing Right Now? (413 Viewers)

[.zero]

No redtube?

 

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[Hængebøffer]

Halleluja

 

[.zero]

You spelled it incorrectly

 

[swag]

I walked so much today, I'm kinda tired. I'm gonna jump in bed, eat tons of food while watching Edge of Tomorrow and Suits after.

You gonna turn up the Sheryl Crow and get an oatmeal and cucumber facial while you're at it, Deuce?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I walked so much today, I'm kinda tired. I'm gonna jump in bed, eat tons of food while watching Edge of Tomorrow and Suits after.

You sound like a huge fag.

 

[Hængebøffer]

I spell everything after what my autocorrect says tonight.

 

[Hængebøffer]

You sound like a huge fag.

I thought girly.

 

[Hængebøffer]

I just smoked some weed for the first time in a long long time.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

POTHEAD!

Next thing you know, you'll be old and worried about blazing up a J because your mom is home.

 

[ALC]

damn

 

[Hængebøffer]

Oliver for Juve

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

POTHEAD!

Next thing you know, you'll be old and worried about blazing up a J because your mom is home.

Fuck you, Burke!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

YOU KNOW MY NAME BRUKE!

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Also, I'm only as old as you, Krazyman!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

My mom's not over here right now, if you wanted to come over and look at Cosmo with me...

 

[swag]

Tell us 10 exciting new ways to please our men, Bruke.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

My mom's not over here right now, if you wanted to come over and look at Cosmo with me...

Sure. Lemme get on a flight to your place right now. I'll be there in 2 days. I'll look at Cosmo then.

Oh wait, I think I'll just go home, lock myself in my room and fap! :groan:

 

[Nzoric]

You fap while your mom is home. That's just plain filthy Sheik.

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I just smoked some weed for the first time in a long long time.

How's that working out for you?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Sure. Lemme get on a flight to your place right now. I'll be there in 2 days. I'll look at Cosmo then.

Oh wait, I think I'll just go home, lock myself in my room and fap! :groan:

You fap while your mom is home. That's just plain filthy Sheik.

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How's that working out for you?

I smoke weed in my mom's face while she faps...

 

[Nzoric]

That's how it started for the Romans..